Dec 07, 2010 19:07
[Upon waking up, Neville slowly comes to realise three very important things.
1. He's in some kind of muggle house, in someone else's pyjamas.
2. He doesn't have his wand.
3. It doesn't matter either way because he can't do magic.
Three has him the most worried, and anyone inside 456 Stone Street will find him venturing cautiously about the house in blue flanel duck-print pyjamas. Holding a chair for defence, because when your last three months have been spent aggravating Death Eaters, you don't take any chances.
Outside, later you might find Neville (still in those duck-print pyjamas) looking slightly panicked and extremely lost as he wanders aimlessly around, hoping this is some kind of joke.
And finally asked to those passing by] S-sorry, excuse me. Have you heard of Hogwarts, by any chance? It's- uh. It's the school I go to.
blue flanel duck-print pyjamas,
why is it always me?,
ew someone else's underwear,
chairs are the best defence,
456 stone street,
wandering about