3 || Hallucination

[trueguardian]

 [ Action for the people at 1669 Nelson! ]

[ Hello, fellow family! Since it was announced that you're supposed to drink the milk, and that the milkman can drone people and make them crazy, Lan Fan has realized that she will just drink the milk herself. She doesn't really trust the rest of the family when it comes to dangerous things, and this

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[timeassistant]

[Hearing voices in the living room, Kurisu walks in, expecting to see Okabe talking to himself again, but...]

Uh. Who are you, why are you in my house, and why are you... talking to a lamp?

[trueguardian]

[ Lan Fan will hallucinate her to be a big, glass of milk. She, knowing how dangerous the milkman is, whill jump into a defensive position. ]

My name is none of your business. I do not see a lamp near me, but if you are here to take away Master Ling for the Milkman, I will not allow this to happen. [ isn't she so logical?! ]

[timeassistant]

Do I attract crazies or something?

Listen, I don't even know who this 'Milkman' is.

[trueguardian]

[ ..... ]

But you are a talking glass of milk, are you not?

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[pokeay]

Um... Miss? Excuse me? Are you... um... do you need help or something?

[trueguardian]

[ She glances at the....

talking winged mermaid, and has some obvious confusion. Of course, Lan Fan is hesitant to accept help from this...thing. ] Who are you?! How did find this place? Why do you want to help me?

[pokeay]

Well, this is my house, miss. And, um... you seem lost. Are you lost...?

[trueguardian]

But I'm not in a house, I am in the dessert sea and I know where I'm going. I don't even see a house in sight. Are you all right?

[ /defensive as always. ]

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[webfreedomftw]

[Someone is watching this strange girl in the horror movie mask from behind the couch, his face and neck covered in hives and a rifle in his hands. Estonia is sometimes a little paranoid, don't mind him.

Mostly he's just confused at the moment, though, until she starts collecting them to take to the door.]

Hey, what are you doing?

[trueguardian]

[ Unfortunately, between having a bunch of Master Ling's as lamp and thinking she's in a jungle, Eduard's arrival is less than appreciated

Sadly, Lan Fan sees Eduard as a Piranha Plant, like the ones in Mario.

She does seem a bit disoriented by this, surprisingly. ]

T-there's talking plants here too?!

[webfreedomftw]

Talking plants? [Estonia stands from his crouch, looking around, still holding the gun.] Where?

[trueguardian]

You're a talking plant! [ Her eyes through the mask seem to have her pupils heavily dialating. However, she'll draw a kitchen knife and hold it in a defensive position. ]

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[notawhale]

Stop right there, thief.

[Have one (1) girl with a paper bag on her head standing in your way, arms crossed and glaring with one eye through a hole poked in said bag. No, she's not drugged... she wears this normally...]

THE BATTLE OF THE MASKS

[trueguardian]

[ Like Lan Fan, covering a person's face is very important. In fact, she has a hockey mask too!

She will quickly look at all seven (7) of the lamps with suspicion. ]

Young Princes?! Did you take anything?

[ After a very brief conversation, Lan Fan looks up clearly offended ]

How dare you accuse Master Lings of being thieves! [ surprisingly Naze is so over the top in her appearance that Lan Fan hallucinates her to be an entirely normal woman ]

[notawhale]

[Oh great, she's crazy. Welp, wrong person to be looking for sympathy points from]

Not them, you. Leave the lamps and get out.

[trueguardian]

[ Lan Fan is visibly confused by these accusations ]

I do not have any lamps in my hand. I am not sure where you are getting this observation form.

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[imoutosnake]

[ ... There are a few things Nadeko realises right now. First of all that there's a stranger in her house, talking to a lamp and serenading it. Second of all that said stranger is wearing a hockey mask like murderers in those scary horror movies always do.

So she does the only rational thing a little girl can do in a situation like this - let out a loud yelp. ]

oh god this is going to suck.

[trueguardian]

[ Lan Fan quickly turns to Nadeko, who, for some reason, is cthulhu with lipstick. Its high pitched loud yelp makes her drop the lamp and it shatters on the floor. Normally, this wouldn't happen but Lan Fan's hallucinations have left her senses.... senseless.

Lan Fan's face turns to total shock and disbelief. Master Ling, to her, lays shattered on the floor in tiny tiny pieces. ]

M-Master Ling?! Y-you're totally shattered! Master Liiiiing!! [ She's absolutely horrified. ]

nadeko is going to be so intimidated..

[imoutosnake]

[ Oh.. That actually makes Nadeko feel a little bad, since it's practically her fault that the lamp was dropped. And the other person sounds so upset over it that she can't help but look a little apolegetic, even as she's still shocked. ]

U-u-um, I'm sorry! [ She bows, somewhat clumsily. ] Are you okay..?

[ Apparently she's not really prioritising the fact that Lan Fan is talking to a lamp just yet.. ]

this will not end well

[underspinning]

[ Lan Fan looks up, having tears that flow down her mask. They aren't visible until they collect around her chin. ]

I-I am not okay! My master has shattered into pieces....

What am I to do!? [ She could get her another lamp and sweep up the first lamp.

But that's practical. ]