the last voyages // 2. video. no filter.

[truemask]

[ Well. Special occasion, then, apparently, so Lucius graces the network with his presence for the second time ever, in quarters that look exactly like the Malfoy manor's bedroom chambers. He has attempted some measure of being presentable, but his tone is dull and a little rough. ]

I've been advised to make use of this device in the hopes it will

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[corpseknight]

Hi.

[You are now three inches from an absolutely hideous zombie-shark-elf smile.]

[truemask]

[ What, even. ]

...hello. [ It is amazing how he can make that sound like 'fuck off'. ]

[corpseknight]

[He's dealt with Greyspell. He has Immunity to Fuck Offs.]

You're on a barge full of dead people.

[truemask]

I'm aware.

I am, after all, one of them.

If you don't want Hogwarts-aged Lockhart, I can delete :V

[magicaltwee]

What charms are you using with your hair? I can give you one to make it more lustrous.

[Pause for effect.]

Like mine!

stay right there

[truemask]

[ Hey it's someone else from their worl--

...oh no. ]

Well well well, will wonders ever cease. My hair is fine, thank you all the same, Mr. Lockhart.

[magicaltwee]

You know who I am? [Er, cough.] I mean, right! Of course. I should have known my reputation's spread beyond Hogwarts' grounds by now.