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A Guide to Getting Your Guy a Good Valentine's Day Gift
What should you buy your man for Valentine's Day?
The other day, a female friend asked me what she should get her man for Valentine's Day. After all, this holiday is geared towards women, making it pretty damn easy for men to buy something their woman that they will appreciate (provided they take more than 2 seconds to think about it). So, I ( Read more... ) -
WYLFWT Plug: New Car Smell Perfume Girl Pick-Up Lines
THE NEW CAR SMELL GIRL
There is some female that I work with who I swear to god has New Car Smell as her perfume. Just as a heads up to everyone else... "New Car Smell: Great for cars, NOT FOR PEOPLE."
However, for those who run into a female using New Car Smell as her perfume, I have just come up with some fantastically awful pick-up lines:
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SEE ME! FOR I HAVE NO EYES!
Cool, so like tonight, I went to the company PART-AY. We went to Paradice. Its a casino. You see.... you take the word Paradise and you take the word dice. You see they use DICE IN GAMBLING! And generally, like in the game of craps (HEHE! CRAP!) you have two dice... so you get PAR (instead of Pair, which is two)-A-DICE. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Those guys ( Read more... ) -
Album Cover Meme
Thanks to LifeBecomesArt
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your ( Read more... ) -
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Rules ( Read more... ) -
Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 11.12.2007
Batista: Surprise, bitches! Its November Mothafuckin' Sweeps!
The Undertaker: DONG.... DONG... DONG.... let's fight!
William Regal: Wait a second, sunshine! It's bait and switch time!
Trevor Murdoch: Its rasslin' time!
Lance Cade: Totally!
The Undertaker: TOMBSTONE CITY!
:: Batista & The Undertaker win ::
Batista: Not to be outdone, here is me serving ( Read more... ) -
MySpace Drama... and boy am I PISSED OFF...
Okay, you have to read this from the bottom up, but some jerk is trying to get my website's MySpace promotional page deleted. I've written a public message, but I'd really like to know which jerkoff is doing this so they come to me. I mean, how much of coward do you have to be when you can't even face me ON THE INTERNET.
Here is the message ( Read more... ) -
If there is only one bad MySpace Profile you visit this year...
MAKE IT THIS ONE! This is just... bad.
Their friend sent the WYLFWT MySpace a message to add them.
WARNING: It takes like 5 minutes to load, but its unintentionally hilarious...
http://www.myspace.com/chaseandrainawatts
They are a newly wed married couple who are 19 years old... but they post pictures of themselves kissing on their profile. And ( Read more... ) -
Metal Genre Idol or something like that
Hey, I am proposing our little own Online "Reality Blog" in the same vein as American Idol where we eliminate all of metal's subgenre's down to a nice lean mean 15.
I went to WikiPedia and here: http://www.rock-forever.com/history/subgeneres.htm
I found every subgenre used. I am not even going to touch Last.FM because they're just making them up ( Read more... )