OH YAY

[truetensai]

[So, One Rock Lee jumps up in the middle of the Great Hall one day with absolute elation and proclaims:]

I--..

..I--

...I AM STILL A VIRGIN!! MY YOUTHFUL INNOCENCE REMAINS INTACT! OH, WHAT JOY!! I COULD--...

[...Dead silence ensues as several pairs of eyes burn him through]

...I-  ... Uhm.

[[ooc:

Explanation: This misunderstanding from long ago.

And...

Comments

[flower_eyedgirl]

Dear thats simply wonderful!
Its a good thing to keep your purity for someone you truly love!

[truetensai]

I did not mean to...utter that aloud...

[flower_eyedgirl]

Theres no need to be shy now dear! One should be quite proud to have their purity intact ne?

[truetensai]

I am very...

...Perhaps...too proud...

[bunnymakesmochi]

What's a 'virgin'?

[truetensai]

...

[Oh Lord. How do I answer this.]

[bunnymakesmochi]

Oh! Is it like that Virgin Oil mama uses to cook with? But... how can you be oil...????

[truetensai]

No...it is not that...

Re: 3/3

[truetensai]

. . .

[bites lip in shame, and complies. Face is positively burning right now.]

[truetensai]

...I-I-I-...!?

[proudgreenauror]

*jogging back to the Great Hall from a routine check on the castle wards, opens his journal and gets this RIGHT IN THE FACE*

!!!!!!!!!! *blown over backwards*

[truetensai]

[Lawl is being scolded by Rukia]

[proudgreenauror]

..LEE!? WHAT -- *realizes that Lee isn't answering, PANICS, and makes a dash for the castle*

[truetensai]

[Did I hear something?

Lawl nvm.]

[preternaturaly]

That's nice. Think you can stand to be any louder?

[truetensai]

A thousand apologies! That was unintentional!