Life #1: Dump Rob, drop out of college, move to Crown Heights, NYC. Marry a sexy, intelligent, ultra-orthodox Lubavitch guy and be a stay-at-home mother with five home-schooled kids. Go to mikvah, keep kosher, help the Messiah come --- basically drop out of life in the 21st century! Write a novel ( Read more... )

Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts ( Read more... )

Most Americans assume that we've always had public schools, that they came with the Constitution and are an indispensable part of our democratic system. But nothing could be farther from the truth as I discovered when I wrote my book, Is Public Education Necessary?, published in 1981. In writing that book I wanted to find out why the American ( Read more... )

Get the machete ready, Teddy.

All I can say is:

Yes, House is indeed God.

I can't believe how hot he looks in that golden lighting at the end of the episode.

Reason #87 Lubavitchers are really cool

Every time I think of the Marquis de Sade I feel rather like crying from envy.

He wrote most of his famous novels from a cell in a mental hospital, and absolutely nothing could keep him from writing.

Maybe I need to be locked up too. Sounds like fun actually . . . . nothing to do but think. The greatest experiment of all.

I am so sick of hearing liberals and Democrats argue for gay marriage by saying "Massachusetts is the only state with gay marriage and guess what? It has one of the lowest divorce rates in the country! Therefore gay marriage is certainly not undermining heterosexual marriage, and in fact "red" Republican states with no gay marriage have the HIGHEST ( Read more... )

Your dating personality profile:

Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.
Conservative - You take a conservative stance on most issues and aren't shy about saying so. Your political views are an important component of who you are.
Intellectual - You consider your ( Read more... )

The Hierophanta: The hollow roar of the subway car seemed to swallow her thoughts, leaving only the unpleasant awareness of her stomach muscles as they contracted around a sodden lump of undigested muffin ( Read more... )