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Title: Just another day at work
Chapters: 1/1 Oneshot
Author: truexsweet
Genre: Crack/Fluff
Ratings: PG
Pairings/Characters: ReitaxShou, AoixUruha
Comments: This was made as a joke from a roleplay I did awhile back. Read if you want. It really has no purpose. xD
The light peaked through the curtains as the morning sun rose, filling the flawless white room with one of the brightest rays Reita had ever seen. He mumbled softly to himself, grabbing hold of whatever it was next to him and snuggling into it like a stuffed animal. He was tired and achy, and he didn’t think anything could move him. Vaguely, he could hear hushed giggles coming from something next to him, and when he’s eyes shot open, he froze, looking at what appeared to be a patient.
“S-Shou?” He was speechless, and when he noticed that the blonde was wearing his shirt, he immediately bolted from the bed and clawed the wall like a caged animal. “W-What the fuck?”
“You’re so cute when you sleep, ReiRei.” Shou cooed, propping himself up with his elbows. “Why do you look so shocked? It’s like you saw a ghost or something.”
“You..you don’t mean we…” Reita knew he shouldn’t have assumed the worst, but there was something about Shou’s smile that made him feel a bit uneasy. “We didn’t sleep together, did we?”
“Of course we did, silly! You stumbled in here last night all…drunk or something, and you exploded all over my shirt, so now I’m wearing yours!” Shou exclaimed, jumping around like a giddy child. “It’s not a big deal. It could have been worse, right?”
Reita’s mouth dropped as he backed further away, body trembling as he made his way closer to the door. “No..no, we couldn’t have!” He screamed, shaking his head in disbelief. “If we did, why am I still wearing my pants?!”
“You asked if we slept together, ReiRei. I gave you an answer. Think what you want, but Miyavi knows the truth. He was there.”
The blonde was about to have a heart attack. Miyavi was there? Why the hell would he be there?
“Shou, I…I need…I need to go now. You should probably rest. I heard you haven’t taken your pills in weeks.”
Shou smiled as he nodded, acting as if he was taking what the other said into consideration. “Okay. Maybe you should go get a shirt from Uruha. I don’t think Kao would appreciate you showing your nipples to the entire ward.”
“You..just..just shut up!” Reita snapped, cursing under his breath as he storming out of the room. He had no idea what was going on, but he would get his revenge, one way or another.
~ ~ ~
Aoi was off in his own little world as he played on his phone. Tetras was preferably the game of choice, and his eyes didn’t leave the device for a second. Most mornings there really wasn’t much to do anyways, and he was thankful that Uruha wasn’t here to shoo him away and force him into some sort of unneeded labor. Call it lazy, but the raven just didn’t feel like wasting his time. The honey blonde was on his own, or at least that’s what he told himself.
Reita knew different. He knew Aoi was a sucker for his blonde friend, so to help plot all he would have to do is throw Uruha up, and he would have his guard partner’s attention. That’s why when he strolled into the lobby, he mentally smiled, making his way over to hover over the other. He would get what he wanted, Aoi would get what he wanted, and Shou would get what he deserved. It was perfect.
“Aoi. I need your help, oh best friend of mine~”
The raven cocked a brow as he looked up, and he frowned as he turned his attention back to his game. “Oh, it’s just you. I thought it was Uruha or something.”
The blonde glared as he covered the screen of the phone with his hand. “Help me.”
“Not interested.” Aoi murmured, swatting the other’s hand away. “I have no idea what you’re planning, but I want no part in it. Remember what happened last time? Uruha wouldn’t look at me for weeks after you made me shave Miyavi’s ass. Everytime I went passed Uruha, he screamed, ‘HENTAI! HENTAI!’ I’m not doing anything like that again. Do it yourself.”
Reita grinned as covered the screen again, kneeling down to bring himself to level. “What if I can guarantee a date with Uruha?”
The raven blinked as he leaned in closer. “What do you mean?” He asked curiously. “What is it I have to do?”
Aoi nodded as he listened to the blonde intently, and once he heard the plan, he was a bit
taken back. “You want me to do what?”
“It’s your job, isn’t it?”
“Well, yeah but…”
“Then let’s do this. Come on, you’ll get to score with the hot receptionist!” Reita mused, nudging the other with his elbow. “What do you say?”
“Fine.” The raven sighed, slipping him phone back in his pocket. “You owe me. Remember, a date.”
“Yeah, whatever. A date. Now come on!” The blonde sighed, making his way down the hall.
“Wait!” Aoi screeched, pulling the other back.
“What is it?”
“You need to put your nipples away! Kao won’t appreciate it if you flaunt them around here.”
“Aoi?”
“Yeah?”
“Shut up.”
~ ~ ~
The day seemed to go rather fast, and Shou couldn’t help but toss and turn like he always did.
Ever since his Dad left, he’s become an insomniac. Not even the doctor was sure why, but he often thought it was because he was subconsciously waiting for his father to come back. Shou may have seemed awfully bright most of the time, but that was far from the truth. He couldn’t sleep, he always cleaned. He constantly forced himself to keep himself busy, and just like most days, he was scrubbing the floors down with Lysol.
He really didn’t pay any mind to the noises coming from behind the door, but when heard the loud screech, he began to grow curious, and he opened the door.
When he saw the lobby bench in front of the doorway with the raven guard sitting on it, he tilted his head, poking his elder’s shoulder. “Excuse me, why are you sitting in front of my room?”
“Orders.” Aoi said, playing on his phone again. “Be a good kid and go back to bed.”
“I can’t.” The blonde frowned, setting his can of cleaning solution down. “Where’s Reita?”
“He’s out and about. I think he’s looking for a new shirt or something. He wouldn’t get into detail, but I told him he had to put those damn nipples away.”
Shou nodded, tapping his fingers off his chin. “Yeah, I told him the same thing. But Aoi….”
“Yeah?”
“Shouldn’t you put yours away?”
“No?”
“Shouldn’t you?”
“….No…”
“Aoi..shouldn’t you?”
Aoi huffed as he turned around, smacking the blonde upside the head. “NO!”
“Why…why do you have to be so mean?”
“I’m not mean. You just don’t know when to shut up!” The raven hissed, spinning around to play on his phone. “I’m only doing this because…”
“Because you wanna score with the hot receptionist?”
“Yes. Wait, I mean-“
“Who’s a hot receptionist?” Uruha blinked as he walked towards the two, keeping his folders in a neat stack against his chest. “Was someone talking about me?”
“Yes, Aoi was just saying that he wants to b-“
Aoi jumped over the bench as slapped his hand over the blonde’s mouth. “I was saying how I want to be pretty like you. You have such nice hair, gorgeous eyes. Not to mention that body. We should have a slumber party one of these days.”
“Not until you learn to put your nipples away.” Uruha said blankly. “I better be on my way. Oh, and if you see Reita, tell him I want my shirt back. It’s my favorite one.”
The two boys nodded, and once Uruha was gone, Aoi immediately shot around, sending the blonde a glare. “Shou, why would you do that?! Are you trying to make me lose my only shot left at happiness?”
“He’s too good for you, Aoi. Now anyways, go get Reita. He has to apologize for something.”
“What do I look like, a dog?”
“Actually, yeah.” “You have big eyes, and weird nose. Not to mention you follow Uruha around like a lost puppy. I wouldn’t be surprised if you stole his panties by now.” Shou added.
“How did you know?” Aoi gasped, “You didn’t tell him, did you?!”
“No. But I will if you don’t get Reita! REIREI! REIREIIIII! THIS GUARD IS PICKING ON ME!”
“I AM NOT! SHOU STARTED IT!” The raven screamed, “GET OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN TO SHOU WHAT’S GOING ON BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!”
~ ~ ~
Reita was a bit reluctant to come out. He knew his friend was gay, but this shirt….it was just…He shivered at the thought. It was white with a pink Barbie face outline on the front, and the text on the back read; ‘FLOWER POWER’. It was so embarrassing, and he really had no idea where to go from here.
Once he heard the other two bickering, he walked into view, and sent Shou a malicious glare. “Shou, shut up, will you! You’re pissing me off!”
The blonde pouted as he leaned over the bench from his room, staring up at the other through scared, wide eyes. “Why are you doing this Reita? I didn’t know sleeping with me was that bad. You looked lonely, and you needed a good f-“
“SHUT UP!” Reita yelled, crossing his arms over his chest. “I don’t remember anything about last night!”
“Obviously you wouldn’t.” Shou yelled back, shooting daggers at the other.
“It’s not that hard to figure out!” Reita retorted, “You’re still in my shirt!”
“That’s because you ruined mine!” Shou wailed, waving his arms in the air. “You puked all over me!”
“Wait..what?”
“You were drunk last night, and when you came into my room, you were upset. You ended up throwing up all over my shirt, so you let me borrow yours. You ended up passing out, so I didn’t bother waking you up. You asked if we slept together, yes, we did! I had no where else to go, so I watched you sleep next to me! Why do you have to keep fighting with me! Do you hate me so much you can’t even stand laying beside me?” Shou was practically out of air as he panted, trying to take in as much needed oxygen as possible.
“Shou..I thought you meant…we…”
“No. You asked if we slept together. Not if we did it together.”
“Oh.”
Reita didn’t know what to say after that. He sighed softly as leaned in the doorway, and he looked over to Shou with sympathetic eyes. “I’m sorry.”
“What was that?”
“I’m s-“
“Hold on, Aoi over here is having a mangasm over Uruha’s panties. I can’t hear you over it. Come here and tell me.”
Reita sighed as he pushed the bench out of the way. He crouched down so he was eye level with the younger blonde, and with a small smile, he repeated himself. “I’m sorry.”
“Good.” Shou smiled as he placed a kiss to the other’s forehead. “Now, I think it’s time we have a discussion.”
“Huh? About what?” Reita blinked.
“Your nipples. You need to put them away.”
“Shou.”
“Yeah?”
“I’m going to kill you.”
Chapters: 1/1 Oneshot
Author: truexsweet
Genre: Crack/Fluff
Ratings: PG
Pairings/Characters: ReitaxShou, AoixUruha
Comments: This was made as a joke from a roleplay I did awhile back. Read if you want. It really has no purpose. xD
The light peaked through the curtains as the morning sun rose, filling the flawless white room with one of the brightest rays Reita had ever seen. He mumbled softly to himself, grabbing hold of whatever it was next to him and snuggling into it like a stuffed animal. He was tired and achy, and he didn’t think anything could move him. Vaguely, he could hear hushed giggles coming from something next to him, and when he’s eyes shot open, he froze, looking at what appeared to be a patient.
“S-Shou?” He was speechless, and when he noticed that the blonde was wearing his shirt, he immediately bolted from the bed and clawed the wall like a caged animal. “W-What the fuck?”
“You’re so cute when you sleep, ReiRei.” Shou cooed, propping himself up with his elbows. “Why do you look so shocked? It’s like you saw a ghost or something.”
“You..you don’t mean we…” Reita knew he shouldn’t have assumed the worst, but there was something about Shou’s smile that made him feel a bit uneasy. “We didn’t sleep together, did we?”
“Of course we did, silly! You stumbled in here last night all…drunk or something, and you exploded all over my shirt, so now I’m wearing yours!” Shou exclaimed, jumping around like a giddy child. “It’s not a big deal. It could have been worse, right?”
Reita’s mouth dropped as he backed further away, body trembling as he made his way closer to the door. “No..no, we couldn’t have!” He screamed, shaking his head in disbelief. “If we did, why am I still wearing my pants?!”
“You asked if we slept together, ReiRei. I gave you an answer. Think what you want, but Miyavi knows the truth. He was there.”
The blonde was about to have a heart attack. Miyavi was there? Why the hell would he be there?
“Shou, I…I need…I need to go now. You should probably rest. I heard you haven’t taken your pills in weeks.”
Shou smiled as he nodded, acting as if he was taking what the other said into consideration. “Okay. Maybe you should go get a shirt from Uruha. I don’t think Kao would appreciate you showing your nipples to the entire ward.”
“You..just..just shut up!” Reita snapped, cursing under his breath as he storming out of the room. He had no idea what was going on, but he would get his revenge, one way or another.
~ ~ ~
Aoi was off in his own little world as he played on his phone. Tetras was preferably the game of choice, and his eyes didn’t leave the device for a second. Most mornings there really wasn’t much to do anyways, and he was thankful that Uruha wasn’t here to shoo him away and force him into some sort of unneeded labor. Call it lazy, but the raven just didn’t feel like wasting his time. The honey blonde was on his own, or at least that’s what he told himself.
Reita knew different. He knew Aoi was a sucker for his blonde friend, so to help plot all he would have to do is throw Uruha up, and he would have his guard partner’s attention. That’s why when he strolled into the lobby, he mentally smiled, making his way over to hover over the other. He would get what he wanted, Aoi would get what he wanted, and Shou would get what he deserved. It was perfect.
“Aoi. I need your help, oh best friend of mine~”
The raven cocked a brow as he looked up, and he frowned as he turned his attention back to his game. “Oh, it’s just you. I thought it was Uruha or something.”
The blonde glared as he covered the screen of the phone with his hand. “Help me.”
“Not interested.” Aoi murmured, swatting the other’s hand away. “I have no idea what you’re planning, but I want no part in it. Remember what happened last time? Uruha wouldn’t look at me for weeks after you made me shave Miyavi’s ass. Everytime I went passed Uruha, he screamed, ‘HENTAI! HENTAI!’ I’m not doing anything like that again. Do it yourself.”
Reita grinned as covered the screen again, kneeling down to bring himself to level. “What if I can guarantee a date with Uruha?”
The raven blinked as he leaned in closer. “What do you mean?” He asked curiously. “What is it I have to do?”
Aoi nodded as he listened to the blonde intently, and once he heard the plan, he was a bit
taken back. “You want me to do what?”
“It’s your job, isn’t it?”
“Well, yeah but…”
“Then let’s do this. Come on, you’ll get to score with the hot receptionist!” Reita mused, nudging the other with his elbow. “What do you say?”
“Fine.” The raven sighed, slipping him phone back in his pocket. “You owe me. Remember, a date.”
“Yeah, whatever. A date. Now come on!” The blonde sighed, making his way down the hall.
“Wait!” Aoi screeched, pulling the other back.
“What is it?”
“You need to put your nipples away! Kao won’t appreciate it if you flaunt them around here.”
“Aoi?”
“Yeah?”
“Shut up.”
~ ~ ~
The day seemed to go rather fast, and Shou couldn’t help but toss and turn like he always did.
Ever since his Dad left, he’s become an insomniac. Not even the doctor was sure why, but he often thought it was because he was subconsciously waiting for his father to come back. Shou may have seemed awfully bright most of the time, but that was far from the truth. He couldn’t sleep, he always cleaned. He constantly forced himself to keep himself busy, and just like most days, he was scrubbing the floors down with Lysol.
He really didn’t pay any mind to the noises coming from behind the door, but when heard the loud screech, he began to grow curious, and he opened the door.
When he saw the lobby bench in front of the doorway with the raven guard sitting on it, he tilted his head, poking his elder’s shoulder. “Excuse me, why are you sitting in front of my room?”
“Orders.” Aoi said, playing on his phone again. “Be a good kid and go back to bed.”
“I can’t.” The blonde frowned, setting his can of cleaning solution down. “Where’s Reita?”
“He’s out and about. I think he’s looking for a new shirt or something. He wouldn’t get into detail, but I told him he had to put those damn nipples away.”
Shou nodded, tapping his fingers off his chin. “Yeah, I told him the same thing. But Aoi….”
“Yeah?”
“Shouldn’t you put yours away?”
“No?”
“Shouldn’t you?”
“….No…”
“Aoi..shouldn’t you?”
Aoi huffed as he turned around, smacking the blonde upside the head. “NO!”
“Why…why do you have to be so mean?”
“I’m not mean. You just don’t know when to shut up!” The raven hissed, spinning around to play on his phone. “I’m only doing this because…”
“Because you wanna score with the hot receptionist?”
“Yes. Wait, I mean-“
“Who’s a hot receptionist?” Uruha blinked as he walked towards the two, keeping his folders in a neat stack against his chest. “Was someone talking about me?”
“Yes, Aoi was just saying that he wants to b-“
Aoi jumped over the bench as slapped his hand over the blonde’s mouth. “I was saying how I want to be pretty like you. You have such nice hair, gorgeous eyes. Not to mention that body. We should have a slumber party one of these days.”
“Not until you learn to put your nipples away.” Uruha said blankly. “I better be on my way. Oh, and if you see Reita, tell him I want my shirt back. It’s my favorite one.”
The two boys nodded, and once Uruha was gone, Aoi immediately shot around, sending the blonde a glare. “Shou, why would you do that?! Are you trying to make me lose my only shot left at happiness?”
“He’s too good for you, Aoi. Now anyways, go get Reita. He has to apologize for something.”
“What do I look like, a dog?”
“Actually, yeah.” “You have big eyes, and weird nose. Not to mention you follow Uruha around like a lost puppy. I wouldn’t be surprised if you stole his panties by now.” Shou added.
“How did you know?” Aoi gasped, “You didn’t tell him, did you?!”
“No. But I will if you don’t get Reita! REIREI! REIREIIIII! THIS GUARD IS PICKING ON ME!”
“I AM NOT! SHOU STARTED IT!” The raven screamed, “GET OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN TO SHOU WHAT’S GOING ON BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!”
~ ~ ~
Reita was a bit reluctant to come out. He knew his friend was gay, but this shirt….it was just…He shivered at the thought. It was white with a pink Barbie face outline on the front, and the text on the back read; ‘FLOWER POWER’. It was so embarrassing, and he really had no idea where to go from here.
Once he heard the other two bickering, he walked into view, and sent Shou a malicious glare. “Shou, shut up, will you! You’re pissing me off!”
The blonde pouted as he leaned over the bench from his room, staring up at the other through scared, wide eyes. “Why are you doing this Reita? I didn’t know sleeping with me was that bad. You looked lonely, and you needed a good f-“
“SHUT UP!” Reita yelled, crossing his arms over his chest. “I don’t remember anything about last night!”
“Obviously you wouldn’t.” Shou yelled back, shooting daggers at the other.
“It’s not that hard to figure out!” Reita retorted, “You’re still in my shirt!”
“That’s because you ruined mine!” Shou wailed, waving his arms in the air. “You puked all over me!”
“Wait..what?”
“You were drunk last night, and when you came into my room, you were upset. You ended up throwing up all over my shirt, so you let me borrow yours. You ended up passing out, so I didn’t bother waking you up. You asked if we slept together, yes, we did! I had no where else to go, so I watched you sleep next to me! Why do you have to keep fighting with me! Do you hate me so much you can’t even stand laying beside me?” Shou was practically out of air as he panted, trying to take in as much needed oxygen as possible.
“Shou..I thought you meant…we…”
“No. You asked if we slept together. Not if we did it together.”
“Oh.”
Reita didn’t know what to say after that. He sighed softly as leaned in the doorway, and he looked over to Shou with sympathetic eyes. “I’m sorry.”
“What was that?”
“I’m s-“
“Hold on, Aoi over here is having a mangasm over Uruha’s panties. I can’t hear you over it. Come here and tell me.”
Reita sighed as he pushed the bench out of the way. He crouched down so he was eye level with the younger blonde, and with a small smile, he repeated himself. “I’m sorry.”
“Good.” Shou smiled as he placed a kiss to the other’s forehead. “Now, I think it’s time we have a discussion.”
“Huh? About what?” Reita blinked.
“Your nipples. You need to put them away.”
“Shou.”
“Yeah?”
“I’m going to kill you.”