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Jan 06, 2005 11:12

Word of advice - Go see The Complete History of America (abridged) and bring someone you want to sleep with, or least someone you want to heavily pet with ( Read more... )

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jamesx January 6 2005, 08:27:29 UTC
Yeah, but I'm holding out for a receptacle who will be a)great in the sack and b)make me want to call them the next day.

Being a misanthrope doesn't do much for my prospects on (b).

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trufflesfl January 6 2005, 08:28:14 UTC
You forgot - And over the age of 19.

Sorry, just trying to help.

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careena January 6 2005, 08:45:38 UTC
No, they'll never be as funny as that other guy who dresses up like a woman throughout the whole show...and they'll probably never get as much sex, either.

There's something vaguely disturbing about that. It'd be even more disturbing if I started saying we've been bringing some of the dresses home...wow, I think I just won the Disturbing Contest!

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broadwater January 6 2005, 08:56:19 UTC
hand job position. that's the only reason we attend. honest.

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maxmatahari January 6 2005, 09:06:19 UTC
I was actually planning on getting a hand job during the show. I'll give the fuckers audience participation, allright....

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trufflesfl January 6 2005, 09:10:19 UTC
wow. what a pleasant image. thank you. i'm going far away now.

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maxmatahari January 6 2005, 09:26:49 UTC
You're very welcome. Nothing like a receptive crowd, they always say...

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careena January 6 2005, 10:40:57 UTC
Ah, nothin' like the old "jacket across the lap" thinly veiled hand-to-crotch. It's especially fun if you've got old people or children on either side.

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spprs January 6 2005, 12:21:51 UTC
You should x-post this to the Tampa community.

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maladr1n January 6 2005, 12:39:44 UTC
True.

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trufflesfl January 6 2005, 13:17:01 UTC
Okay.

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