I didn't know you were Ill and now you dog. This will not do. If you need anything trusty chimchim the wonder midget will get you whatever you need or want. Trust me I will get it. Love you and I hope you and the jethroe is doing better. You know my number don't hesitate I mean it.
< tasteless joke > Whew! I made it the whole month without blabbing your secret! Hooray for me! Yay! < /joke >
But seriously...remember that you can call me if you need someone who'll sit still and listen to angry, confused bitching for long periods of time. Y'know, if you need to just get it all out and throw things...I can facilitate that.
OMG! I have your shirt made and ready to deliver!!! :)
Yeah, at first I was going to go for classy and reserved but after getting shit on with life issues that rival Job from the Bible - I figure "Fuck it - go shout it from a mountain - I being punished by God!"
:) Just kidding, God loves me, otherwise why else would he put so much energy into my mental demise? ;)
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But seriously...remember that you can call me if you need someone who'll sit still and listen to angry, confused bitching for long periods of time. Y'know, if you need to just get it all out and throw things...I can facilitate that.
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Yeah, at first I was going to go for classy and reserved but after getting shit on with life issues that rival Job from the Bible - I figure "Fuck it - go shout it from a mountain - I being punished by God!"
:) Just kidding, God loves me, otherwise why else would he put so much energy into my mental demise? ;)
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james dot cornwell at gmail dot com.
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