You take them both and there you have:

Home sick from work.

Home sick from work.

I could keep going, but I'd rather not expend the energy. Thought I was getting better and then all of a sudden last night, ( Only slighty gory details )

Okay, I am still wiping the coffee off my computer screen. This is the funniest thing ever. (P.S. I fear that the shot of me with my Thespians jacket prominently displayed and coquettishly slung over my shoulder may make an appearance ( Read more... )

You know you're sick when your boss looks at you and says, "Wow. You look terrible, would you like to go home ( Read more... )

For fucking real? This is getting insane! A and I are off to Home Despot for plywood. Never thought it would come to this. Whether it is worn nerves or the endless staring at charts, maps, images and pictures of Grenada... I am officially boarding up and hunkering down (DRINK Careena). Actually, I take that back... I'm boarding up and getting the F.O ( Read more... )

Well, good morning! Boy am I fuckin’ tired of being grateful and thankful. Yes, I still have a roof, house, electricity, water, tree roots in ground, etc. etc. But seriously, hurricane season is so fired ( Read more... )

In lieu of Frances, do you think that Labor Day weekend sales will get postponed? The washer/dryer combo of my dreams is on sale at Sears and I can't get there. If I got there it wouldn't be open. Surely, as an Amercian and self absorbed consumer (redundant) I have a basic right to demand goods on sale post sale when sale is interupted by act of ( Read more... )

The husband's father had decided that it would be great to flood my inbox with swift boat email horse shit. I decided to return in kind....

( Why It Doesn’t Matter )

Looks like my folks are gonna get it in Fort Myers. I hope my mom is prepared.

For those of you who are David Sedaris fans you already know to have a "Fuck-it Bucket" for the storm. But for the unitiated let me explain:

In Me Talk Pretty One Day in the story entitled You Can't Kill the Rooster David Sedaris' brother, Rooster and his father are preparing for a hurricane to hit their home state of North Carolina. Rooster ( Read more... )

A is at Home Depot. He also like to shop the day before Christmas. It's okay. Actually, we just realized if we loose a window we should probaby have some tarp and tape to cover the window ( Read more... )