Brain...hurts.

[trulycervine]

Seriously, what the fuck

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[owpapercut]

Shikamaru, if you need help with your haikus there are multiple texts in the poetry section of the library. I am available for assistance as well.

We also carry several math and physics encyclopedias and text books if that really is what you would be interested in.

[trulycervine]

Yeah, but I really don't want to have to read about literature unless it's my last resort.
Thanks anyway, Konan-sensei.

[owpapercut]

Oh, but I'm sure you will come to enjoy poetry better if you abandoned your hatefulness and would educate yourself further in the art.
Since you are so inclined toward the maths and logic, haiku seems the ideal form for you, as it requires specific number of syllables. I'm convinced that if you would give a few a look, you would realize this of yourself as well.

I'm sure Kakashi-sensei would appreciate the effort as well.

[trulycervine]

...Fine, fine.

[ichaichajounin]

I dont see what you are so worried about Shikamaru-kun.
You have completed the assignment and it was pretty good.
Like i said before, Haiku is a maths-based form of poetry ^^

If you really want some maths or physics to do though, I am sure Sasori-san can give you something interesting to do

[destinedgenius]

It's really easy,
once you get the hang of it.
you just have to count.

But I guess everyone's been telling you that.

[trulycervine]

Ha, and you even respond in a haiku. That's pretty cool.

[destinedgenius]

*shrugs* It's easy.

[trulycervine]

I understand that now. Kakashi-sensei explained it to me in terms of math, and now I understand it a bit better.

Let's see if I can do one about you:

Hyuuga Neji-kun
Uses fancy shampoo, but
he keeps it secret.

[lickittttt]

Why is this hard?
Even Neji can do it.
Suck my dick.

..You wanna do my math homework?

[trulycervine]

No thank you, really.
I do not wish to have dick
inside my mouth hole.

Not with that attitude. Just because I'm bi-curious doesn't mean I wanna go around sucking everyone's cock.

(By the way, you're doing it wrong. Your first and last lines don't have five syllables.)

/Shikamaru

OOC: Yes, I know that haikus can actually vary from the 5-7-5 format, but I feel like being an ass. <3

[lickittttt]

What the hell, you too? Why are there no normal people around here?

And it's not wrong.

/sui there are different formats? 8D; I mean uh...yes! Be an ass all you like, I probably deserve it most of the time |D;

[trulycervine]

And you're calling yourself normal?

Yes, it is.

[hearts_to_spare]

Wait, Kakashi knows forms of litterature other than erotica?

[ichaichajounin]

...

[trulycervine]

Apparently so.