Be beautiful. Be a man. Do what no one can ( Read more... )

You know you're wasted when someone calls you at 3:00am to tell you about their night and you tell them that you just got home and are going to go to bed ( Read more... )

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away ( Read more... )

Spaulding: Africa is God's country, and He can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2nd. After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa. We at once proceeded three hundred miles into the heart of the jungle, where I shot a polar bear. This bear was six foot ( Read more... )

"You spend time with your family ( Read more... )

So the kid lands at LAX around 12:45pm, waiting to be picked up by his trusted friend, the doctor. The car arrives just as planned, the kid throws his luggage in the trunk and proceeds to enter the car when the actor and the writer jump up from the back seat. The kid is a little taken aback from this, but says his hellos and is thinking to ( Read more... )

It is truly an honor and a privilege to be representing the over twenty five thousand Newbury College graduates that came before you. I would like to particulary thank the office of Alumni relations for affording me the opportunity to share greetings with you, the graduating class of 2004 ( Read more... )

We were watching Letterman last night and they were singing "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver. It brought me back to Idaho 2000, and set out to tell a story, hopefully you won't fall asleep like my audience last night. But I'll give the very short version this time ( Read more... )

I got home from work and took a nice long nap. Naps I find usually hurt me more then they help me. I take a nap and then when I am ready to go to bed I can't fall asleep. So most days when I get home from work I am usually fighting myself not to fall asleep because I don't want to ruin when I actually have to go to sleep. You dig ( Read more... )

God has done some pretty amazing things in his/her time, the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls, Thomas Jefferson, Yellowstone Park. But I believe his greatest creation was the female body ( Read more... )