Witticism: - \Wit"ti*cism\, n. [From Witty] A witty saying; a sentence or phrase which is affectedly witty; an attempt at wit; a conceit ( Read more... )

Colorado is your state. If you don't already live there, you should. Lots of tourists...just ignore them. If you can take the cold winters, you'll be just fine there

Today I had to do something that I didn't want to do, but in my job it's something that I have to do, but whenever I have to do it I feel as if I failed too. After I did I felt even worse because I was joking with people about it, that was wrong. I left feeling pretty bad about myself. Then I stumbled upon the Boston Common. It's a big green ( Read more... )

I shot a moose one day, I was hunting in upstate NY and I shot a moose, so I strap the moose onto the fender of my car and I head off. Suddenly the moose wakes up, apparently the bullet only grazed his scalp knocking him unconscious, so here I am driving with a live moose on my fender, and there's a law in NY state that prohibits driving with a ( Read more... )

Might finish that other one some other time, we'll see ( Read more... )

I have lived in Philadelphia now for about three months and I had two things going for me, work and a dame. I was content with my life, sure I was spending 12 hours a day at work, but 6 of those hours during the day were spent with her ducking into a empty hallway, small garden area, or an empty kitchen. The thing about the campus in Philadelphia ( Read more... )

They say when you fall in love time stops. Well for me I could not tell you if it was 6 in the morning or 6 at night. Let me tell you about life in Philadelphia at the time. I had just moved there a few months earlier, I didn't know anyone outside of the others drones that I worked with, work was all I had. It sounds stupid or pitiful, the ( Read more... )

If someone had told me five years ago (this being 1994) that I would fall head over heels for a dame, I would've said they are crazy, but I did. But this was more then just a dame, she was a doll to the first degree, not your average judy off the beat that pops in, five thumbs you and off she goes. I realized something with her, she was way out of ( Read more... )

Take a walk back in time with me. Philadelphia, 1999 ( Read more... )

Man is it getting cold outside. I walk outside and I can feel it hit me, starting with my ears, working around to my cheeks, heading for my neck and then conquering the rest of my body as if it was Delaware. No matter what I do I can not win. When I get old and my grandchildren ask me,"Grandpa, did you ever fail at anything in life"? I will say ( Read more... )