Herro Journal,
I was suggested to go complain in my journal by some hag a friend (lulz), so here I am! Avoiding homework may have played a role, too ( Read more... )

A continuing saga of how my dad is the worst roommate in the world ( Read more... )

WHAT ( Read more... )

Because Santa loves me

-A pair (or two or three) or black nylon (the kind of crunchy nylon) soccer shorts, preferably somewhat like the ones I have already

-underwear (M or L, whatever goes with a 34 waist), from La Senza (UGH, LA SENZA UNDERWEAR HAS BEEN RUINED FOREVER, DON'T BOTHER WITH IT) or this Indigo brand, I have no idea where they're ( Read more... )

So, there I was, enjoying myself and filling out a deadly course evaluation for my moderately deadly Psych prof, when I felt this drop of snot moving down my nose. No matter, I thought, those are hard to see, even if they're hanging off the end of your nose. So I left it, until I was on the second last question of the evaluation, and a drop of ( Read more... )

OF COURSE MY FAVOURITE PEN RUNS OUT OF INK IN THE MIDDLE OF A HUGE PAPER. OF COURSE.

I got beat up at work last night. Two drunk, fat meatheads decided to come in and harass people, and when I escorted them to the door, they got offended that I wouldn't come out and fight them, so one guy stood in the doorway, punched me in the face, and then pulled me out the building, where they both went at it. Luckily, they were both drunk, fat ( Read more... )

http://jezebel.com/5045480/the-daily-show-calls-out-republicans-sudden-interest-in-sexism

Alright first day of classes, woo, and perhaps a yay.

It's interesting how you don't think you've done a thing all summer until you look at the pictures.

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