The Best Complaint Letter in the History of the World

[trunks378]

As I wait for the final matches of the English Premier League, a couple thoughts run through my mind. I pray to whatever deity of your choice that a miracle happens and Wigan learns how to play football and upsets Chelsea by simply tying. United closes with a strong performance, and that I'm neither a fan nor player for Grimsby Town F.C.

Let this

Comments

[kohikki]

A+++++++++ RANT.
10/10 would read again.

[angelosarcasm89]

That is amazing. I feel like I should copy that and hand it out at places that I hate.

[trunks378]

Probably my favorite bit - "Use your imagination, guys - strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery."