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Mar 23, 2005 00:07

Better yet, I'm a little bit richer, thanks to the use of one of my favorite tools, the old "foreign money" mass e-mail. It seems I make quite a convincing Barrister. I've considered trying a new tact, and taking advantage of the growing field of identity theft. Then again, one never knows how far one might press their luck with that. Imagine if I ( Read more... )

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beau_in_blue March 23 2005, 07:48:32 UTC

on a side note, hacking Autobot e-mails is surprisingly easy...

Swindle, you sneaky little retro rat! Have you no respect for the privacy of others? I often find you to be the least disgusting of Decepticons, but that is just really low.

*mutters something about getting a new email account ASAP*

trusssstme March 24 2005, 04:51:42 UTC

Hmmmm, I suppose you have a point. You probably wouldn't have wanted to know what Sunstreaker said about you in his e-mail anyway...

beau_in_blue March 24 2005, 05:10:51 UTC

Of course I have a point, I--wait... Sunstreaker has been discussing ME in recent emails? Dare I ask what that egomaniac has been passing around behind MY back??

[Secure transmission to Swindle] l33tmedic March 23 2005, 07:51:32 UTC

Where do you get off calling me "buddy" all the time, Swindle? For Primus' sake, you've kept me rotting in Dirge's little hell hole for the last few weeks, only dropping by the the need suits you. Honestly, if I didn't know better, I'd expect a legion of magical owls to drop by any day with wax sealed letters in their beaks!

...but alright. Get down here and when I'm done, I want out of here. STAT.

[Secure transmission to Ratchet] trusssstme March 24 2005, 04:52:35 UTC

Okay, I'm on my way... I'm sure this won't be too difficult...

shockslave March 24 2005, 04:48:28 UTC

SWINDLE! You're a Barrister???? Do you realize what this means?

...you could give me some advice. I seem to have been ripped off my a Barrister recently. Exactly what does a Barrister do? What sort of legal recourses might a person who has... um... had an unfortunate encounter... handle such a problem? I know I can trust a fellow Decepticon with such a delicate problem.

trusssstme March 24 2005, 04:57:43 UTC

My goodness, what a terrible situation. Let me try to help.

A Barrister is a person with unquestioned diplomatic immunity. You really can't do anything against them, in terms of lawsuits and other actions. However, since I have contacts that don't exactly work within the law. We should discuss what sort of deal you might want to cut for me to take care of this little problem...