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Your Name/what you go by: Big Nig aka Metin
AIM/E-mail/contact info - some way of reaching you: hajike festival
Your character's name (last, first): Seta, Soji
Series your character's from: Super Duper Midnight TV Fun And Entertainment Show. Most people call it Persona 4.
Background info on your character:
SO THERE I WAS BEING SOJI
WHEN THE MURDERER CAME IN AND WAS LIKE
"I'M GONNA BE THROWIN' PEOPLE INSIDE TVS"
AND I WAS LIKE
"FUCK YOU"
SO HE WAS LIKE
"NOW YOU GOTTA BEAT UP THAT BITCH CONTROLLIN' THE FOG"
AND I WAS LIKE
"FUCK YOU"
AND I MADE LOTS AND LOTS OF FRIENDS
I LOVE MY LIFE
Now if that wasn't good enough, then I'll give you the long and incoherent version. This is the story after the other story where little kids shot themselves in the head to summon GODLY amounts of power called Personas. This is the tale of Persona 4! Now our main character, Soji happened to come in from his pimp side of town to the hick town of Inaba. Why? Because his parents have crappy jobs which ends up with him transferring schools and ditching his old friends. But Soji was like "Hey, I have family in Inaba! Why not change my name, make new friends, maybe get some ass, yadda yadda yadda." Oh hi sexy gasoline girl, let's shake hands! :D Clearly this won't come back to haunt me in the future! And so won't this murder case on TV! And this limo! And this weirdass fog! And mysterious voice and-- What the fuck is going on.
So then, Soji has his first day at skool! Awwww lookie him ^w^ He meets with the local village idiot, Yosuke, Bruce Lee wannabe, Chie and the humor inept, Yukiko! Nice crowd, right? But then, the students bring around rumors of something called the "Midnight Channel". Saying that if you look into it, you'll see your soulmate. Of course, our hero, Soji wouldn't be dumb enough to try something like that!
But he IS! So, he looks into the TV, sees future-gonna-be-dead-Yosuke's-crush Saki Konishi (fuck yeah gonna bang her before Yosuke can--oh wait) hears a voice, puts his through the TV screen, gets himself halfway SUCKED into the TV screen and-- SKIP TO NEXT DAY! Curious about the little mishap: Soji, Yosuke and Chie take a little trip to Inaba’s Walmart store aka Junes. They go to TV section, crazy antics ensure and the three personateers end up falling into the TV! And it turns out that there’s a whole another world inside, too! Shit be trippin'. They wander around, see a fucked up room that has no foreshadowing at all and meet Token soon-to-be Team Mascot, Teddie. THIS BEAR IS AN EYESORE.
On the next day, shit gets more real with Saki dead and hung on some telephone poles like christmas lights. PORQUEEEEE!! After moments of grasping whatever the hell went on with Saki, Soji and Yosuke get some RESOLVE to go back into the psychedelic TV world. And guess what? Even more shit gets real! These shadow creatures attack them and Soji steps up to bat with his PETHSONA! The day is saved, right? Wrong. We hear Saki's voice (with others) diss Yosuke for being a useless guy and Yosuke's own shadow appears for a bitchfight. Oh yeah. Did I mention the freaky boss monster transformation sequence? Anyway, Mr. Hero We Love Him Precious aka Soji kicks ass, Yosuke accepts his own shadow-slash-himself for being a douchebag-slash-loser and he too gets a Persona! So, just what the hell happened? That’s what Soji wants to find out. And after concluding that there’s a jerk throwing people into the TV world for their impending dooms-- Him and Yosuke decided to form TEAM TRUTH BANGER; a group dedicated to finding the killer, discovering the truth behind TV world and savin’ the day! (all before bedtime)
But Soji, Teddie and Yosuke cannot do this alone; oh no. After some dungeon crawling, boss fights and persona getting: Chie and Yukiko end up resolving their issues and joining the party! And after inserting even MORE leveling, dungeon crawling, boss fights and persona getting here-- Rise, Kanji and Naoto also join the party! Yup. Long story short, everyone in this team has had issues that would make Freud himself spinkick out of his grave.
Anyway, it turns out that the TV world happens to be a world where your inner thoughts and fear manifest. Shadows happen to be born from this and if you're thrown into that world by the time the fog appears, the Shadows have you for lunch. Meaning you die. Horribly. Sometimes a strong willed shadow can appear and it become a huge boss monster! But when people accept their own shadow, it transforms into a Persona! Where you get some kickass powers and shit. That's the formula for 85% percent of the whole game, right there.
But the big question around everything is who is the magnificent bastard that's throwing the people into the TVs!? Well, more shit goes down where we think the story's over, but not really! First, we have the one-shot killer Mitsuo show up and troll everyone by thinking he's the real killer! GET OUT OF MY TOWN, FAGGOT. Then Soji's little cousin, Nanako, gets kidnapped by someone we think is the killer again, except not! The next guy, Namatame, happen to have a heroic “RABU ANDO PEACE” view on life except over his dead waifu. ;w; Poor guy didn’t know he was throwing people into their horrible deaths. He actually thought he was saving them. BUT LET'S JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS AND THROW THIS BITCH INTO THE TV!
... Except not. Namatame turned to be a sorry pawn for the real smugbag. Our merry bunch decide to rethink things down to their last brain cells and discover the true killer; who turns out to be Adachi "Bitches and Whores" Tohru. His reason: “I’m just an innocent detective that manipulated everyone from the very beginning and murdered for the sheer fun of it. And I love cabbages. :D” That fiend.
So TEAM TRUTH BANGER decide to go down into Cabbage-kun's messed up world and fuck him up! But victory does not last long. Good ol’ Adachi gets possessed by a higher power that comes in the form of a GIANT FUCKING EYE and tells them that humanity is screwed because mortals suck for seeing things that they only want to see. Buuuut of course, they say they "fuck that" and beat up the eyeball who claims that this was all a test. Ha ha ha.
And then with Adachi behind bars and fog lifted, things become sunshine and rainbows for Soji and friends and they all have a celebration orgy in the middle of the street with everyone watching in sheer awe. :> Good end.
Except not. Cue the incoming baw fest with Soji having to go back home for the spring. Everyone's sad. But being the slick guy he is, Soji realizes that there is still some unfinished business here in Inaba. Where did he get his awesome powers from? Who or what is really the strings behind the Midnight Channel? Either tune in next week or keep reading spoilers to find out.
It turns out that the sexy gasoline girl has all of the answers. And to twist the knife, she's not sexy or a gasoline girl at all! D8 Her name is Izanami who is a really pissed off god of death that has manipulated everyone (including Adachi) and intends to fuck over humanity! But for Soji's farewell grand finale, TEAM TRUTH BANGER (last one I swear) decide to march on into the TV world one last time, send Izanami back where she came from, and stop the Midnight Channel for good!
And finally, Soji hops aboard the train as he says his farewell to his friends. Onwards to his next adventure...
And that's where babies come from. :D
Now personality-wise! In a room full of people, Soji would happen to fall under the "quiet, bright and friendly " category. The guy may have an oddball sense of humor, but you can count on him to get the job done. Especially in serious situations where you'll need your head the most-- Like in battle, murder deductions and exams for school, of course.
Then there are times where Soji can also be an admirable, witty and gutsy kind of a dork. (ex: calling out your smugbag teacher on the first day of school, CROSSDRESSING and insulting the Japanese god of death to her face) But still, what kind of person has hobbies like: Hang out with forest animals, eat bad food out of the refrigerator, dungeon crawl inside TVs, chill out with an elf inside his head, pick jobs that normal people would hate and crossdress without a second thought. 'A' Damn straight. With all of that aside, Soji loves to hang out with his friends. Making new friends and meeting again with old ones happen to be a fundamental thing on his journey. It's in the script, you know.
Sample post: (First person point of view, please)
Whoa... My parents weren't kidding when they said that the beach looked great at this time of year. But it's too bad that Dojima-san and Nanako-chan couldn't come along to see all of this. I remember that we all did promise Nanako-chan that we would go to the beach and break watermelons together. The least I could do is get her a souvenir.
--Ah, excuse me. Would you care to show a guy around? Specifically, I would like to head down to your gift store before I get caught up in exploring the sights. Oh, you're part of the welcoming committee here, I see.
... ... Huh? What do you mean by my personal welcoming committee? Uh... Is the Hula girls, fireworks and confetti really necessary? ... Thank you for all of that, but it’s a little embarrassing. I'm used to moving around a lot, but it's always tough with adjusting to new places. Besides, I don't remember having any relatives out here planning this in advance. Well, unless my parents arranged a suite for me to stay in while they take care of work. And while we're at it, if there's anything I can do to help everyone out, please let me know.
First day jitters aside, I'm already getting a strange feeling about this place. I don't know where these feelings are coming from, but I'll pursue the truth behind that myself.
... Huh? "We've been waiting for this?" ... No. I'm not quite sure what that means.
A list of things your character might have on them after they got snatched up and put on this island:
- Hooker fox
- A MINDTHEATER OF PERSONAS
- LOOK AT THAT BADASS SWORD
- Those pimp clothes of course (who is the designer?!?)
- A hammerspace of items
- Those awesome TV glasses
- awww a picture of his friends awwww
AIM/E-mail/contact info - some way of reaching you: hajike festival
Your character's name (last, first): Seta, Soji
Series your character's from: Super Duper Midnight TV Fun And Entertainment Show. Most people call it Persona 4.
Background info on your character:
SO THERE I WAS BEING SOJI
WHEN THE MURDERER CAME IN AND WAS LIKE
"I'M GONNA BE THROWIN' PEOPLE INSIDE TVS"
AND I WAS LIKE
"FUCK YOU"
SO HE WAS LIKE
"NOW YOU GOTTA BEAT UP THAT BITCH CONTROLLIN' THE FOG"
AND I WAS LIKE
"FUCK YOU"
AND I MADE LOTS AND LOTS OF FRIENDS
I LOVE MY LIFE
Now if that wasn't good enough, then I'll give you the long and incoherent version. This is the story after the other story where little kids shot themselves in the head to summon GODLY amounts of power called Personas. This is the tale of Persona 4! Now our main character, Soji happened to come in from his pimp side of town to the hick town of Inaba. Why? Because his parents have crappy jobs which ends up with him transferring schools and ditching his old friends. But Soji was like "Hey, I have family in Inaba! Why not change my name, make new friends, maybe get some ass, yadda yadda yadda." Oh hi sexy gasoline girl, let's shake hands! :D Clearly this won't come back to haunt me in the future! And so won't this murder case on TV! And this limo! And this weirdass fog! And mysterious voice and-- What the fuck is going on.
So then, Soji has his first day at skool! Awwww lookie him ^w^ He meets with the local village idiot, Yosuke, Bruce Lee wannabe, Chie and the humor inept, Yukiko! Nice crowd, right? But then, the students bring around rumors of something called the "Midnight Channel". Saying that if you look into it, you'll see your soulmate. Of course, our hero, Soji wouldn't be dumb enough to try something like that!
But he IS! So, he looks into the TV, sees future-gonna-be-dead-Yosuke's-crush Saki Konishi (fuck yeah gonna bang her before Yosuke can--oh wait) hears a voice, puts his through the TV screen, gets himself halfway SUCKED into the TV screen and-- SKIP TO NEXT DAY! Curious about the little mishap: Soji, Yosuke and Chie take a little trip to Inaba’s Walmart store aka Junes. They go to TV section, crazy antics ensure and the three personateers end up falling into the TV! And it turns out that there’s a whole another world inside, too! Shit be trippin'. They wander around, see a fucked up room that has no foreshadowing at all and meet Token soon-to-be Team Mascot, Teddie. THIS BEAR IS AN EYESORE.
On the next day, shit gets more real with Saki dead and hung on some telephone poles like christmas lights. PORQUEEEEE!! After moments of grasping whatever the hell went on with Saki, Soji and Yosuke get some RESOLVE to go back into the psychedelic TV world. And guess what? Even more shit gets real! These shadow creatures attack them and Soji steps up to bat with his PETHSONA! The day is saved, right? Wrong. We hear Saki's voice (with others) diss Yosuke for being a useless guy and Yosuke's own shadow appears for a bitchfight. Oh yeah. Did I mention the freaky boss monster transformation sequence? Anyway, Mr. Hero We Love Him Precious aka Soji kicks ass, Yosuke accepts his own shadow-slash-himself for being a douchebag-slash-loser and he too gets a Persona! So, just what the hell happened? That’s what Soji wants to find out. And after concluding that there’s a jerk throwing people into the TV world for their impending dooms-- Him and Yosuke decided to form TEAM TRUTH BANGER; a group dedicated to finding the killer, discovering the truth behind TV world and savin’ the day! (all before bedtime)
But Soji, Teddie and Yosuke cannot do this alone; oh no. After some dungeon crawling, boss fights and persona getting: Chie and Yukiko end up resolving their issues and joining the party! And after inserting even MORE leveling, dungeon crawling, boss fights and persona getting here-- Rise, Kanji and Naoto also join the party! Yup. Long story short, everyone in this team has had issues that would make Freud himself spinkick out of his grave.
Anyway, it turns out that the TV world happens to be a world where your inner thoughts and fear manifest. Shadows happen to be born from this and if you're thrown into that world by the time the fog appears, the Shadows have you for lunch. Meaning you die. Horribly. Sometimes a strong willed shadow can appear and it become a huge boss monster! But when people accept their own shadow, it transforms into a Persona! Where you get some kickass powers and shit. That's the formula for 85% percent of the whole game, right there.
But the big question around everything is who is the magnificent bastard that's throwing the people into the TVs!? Well, more shit goes down where we think the story's over, but not really! First, we have the one-shot killer Mitsuo show up and troll everyone by thinking he's the real killer! GET OUT OF MY TOWN, FAGGOT. Then Soji's little cousin, Nanako, gets kidnapped by someone we think is the killer again, except not! The next guy, Namatame, happen to have a heroic “RABU ANDO PEACE” view on life except over his dead waifu. ;w; Poor guy didn’t know he was throwing people into their horrible deaths. He actually thought he was saving them. BUT LET'S JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS AND THROW THIS BITCH INTO THE TV!
... Except not. Namatame turned to be a sorry pawn for the real smugbag. Our merry bunch decide to rethink things down to their last brain cells and discover the true killer; who turns out to be Adachi "Bitches and Whores" Tohru. His reason: “I’m just an innocent detective that manipulated everyone from the very beginning and murdered for the sheer fun of it. And I love cabbages. :D” That fiend.
So TEAM TRUTH BANGER decide to go down into Cabbage-kun's messed up world and fuck him up! But victory does not last long. Good ol’ Adachi gets possessed by a higher power that comes in the form of a GIANT FUCKING EYE and tells them that humanity is screwed because mortals suck for seeing things that they only want to see. Buuuut of course, they say they "fuck that" and beat up the eyeball who claims that this was all a test. Ha ha ha.
And then with Adachi behind bars and fog lifted, things become sunshine and rainbows for Soji and friends and they all have a celebration orgy in the middle of the street with everyone watching in sheer awe. :> Good end.
Except not. Cue the incoming baw fest with Soji having to go back home for the spring. Everyone's sad. But being the slick guy he is, Soji realizes that there is still some unfinished business here in Inaba. Where did he get his awesome powers from? Who or what is really the strings behind the Midnight Channel? Either tune in next week or keep reading spoilers to find out.
It turns out that the sexy gasoline girl has all of the answers. And to twist the knife, she's not sexy or a gasoline girl at all! D8 Her name is Izanami who is a really pissed off god of death that has manipulated everyone (including Adachi) and intends to fuck over humanity! But for Soji's farewell grand finale, TEAM TRUTH BANGER (last one I swear) decide to march on into the TV world one last time, send Izanami back where she came from, and stop the Midnight Channel for good!
And finally, Soji hops aboard the train as he says his farewell to his friends. Onwards to his next adventure...
And that's where babies come from. :D
Now personality-wise! In a room full of people, Soji would happen to fall under the "quiet, bright and friendly " category. The guy may have an oddball sense of humor, but you can count on him to get the job done. Especially in serious situations where you'll need your head the most-- Like in battle, murder deductions and exams for school, of course.
Then there are times where Soji can also be an admirable, witty and gutsy kind of a dork. (ex: calling out your smugbag teacher on the first day of school, CROSSDRESSING and insulting the Japanese god of death to her face) But still, what kind of person has hobbies like: Hang out with forest animals, eat bad food out of the refrigerator, dungeon crawl inside TVs, chill out with an elf inside his head, pick jobs that normal people would hate and crossdress without a second thought. 'A' Damn straight. With all of that aside, Soji loves to hang out with his friends. Making new friends and meeting again with old ones happen to be a fundamental thing on his journey. It's in the script, you know.
Sample post: (First person point of view, please)
Whoa... My parents weren't kidding when they said that the beach looked great at this time of year. But it's too bad that Dojima-san and Nanako-chan couldn't come along to see all of this. I remember that we all did promise Nanako-chan that we would go to the beach and break watermelons together. The least I could do is get her a souvenir.
--Ah, excuse me. Would you care to show a guy around? Specifically, I would like to head down to your gift store before I get caught up in exploring the sights. Oh, you're part of the welcoming committee here, I see.
... ... Huh? What do you mean by my personal welcoming committee? Uh... Is the Hula girls, fireworks and confetti really necessary? ... Thank you for all of that, but it’s a little embarrassing. I'm used to moving around a lot, but it's always tough with adjusting to new places. Besides, I don't remember having any relatives out here planning this in advance. Well, unless my parents arranged a suite for me to stay in while they take care of work. And while we're at it, if there's anything I can do to help everyone out, please let me know.
First day jitters aside, I'm already getting a strange feeling about this place. I don't know where these feelings are coming from, but I'll pursue the truth behind that myself.
... Huh? "We've been waiting for this?" ... No. I'm not quite sure what that means.
A list of things your character might have on them after they got snatched up and put on this island:
- Hooker fox
- A MINDTHEATER OF PERSONAS
- LOOK AT THAT BADASS SWORD
- Those pimp clothes of course (who is the designer?!?)
- A hammerspace of items
- Those awesome TV glasses
- awww a picture of his friends awwww