Dudes I would bang post

[truthieness]

You know what I haven't done in forever? A "dudes I would bang" post.

Lets do this.




He wore far too many clothes last season. ;__;



Flawless Hipster Marquess. King was too mainstream of a title for him.



He could wear either of his quail sweaters and could still get it.



Someone described him as a cat wearing a human mask.

TRUTH. And yet I would still do him. (NOT THAT IT'S A SURPRISE, AMIRITE?)

Also his voice?

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HNNNG



I would also be perfectly content to crawl in his brain and live there for years.



His beard can meet my thighs whenever he wants.



Any ranting or raving he would feel the need to do would be A-OK WITH ME.



You bet your sweet ass I would join that sandwich.



Yum.



His ass is pretty nice too.



Werq it Joel.



After we were done we would watch America's Next Top Model and make snarky comments AND IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS.



UNF FOR DAYS



I would bump uglies with all of them.



He would probably play some sweet tunes and then dress in an adorable outfit after.



That accent hnnnnng.



Dong Lover can get it.



My body is ready.

I am out of different ways to say I want to do some people. Enjoy them without any commentary (thank god, amirite).

















And about a million more.

Basically me rn:




I'll be in my bunk.