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Damn Straight

When you think about it, it's pretty scary to think about how little control over our own lives sometimes. The opinions and attitudes we form about people and ourselves can be horribly skewed on occasion but at no fault of our own. Everyone judges each other's actions and personality unconsciously. It is an ongoing process too. We compare one ( Read more... )

So, Devin...wanna hang out some time?

I wrote this for my friend Travis Clarke. I want to warn you of a few things first though: This really isn't a good example of my writing capability and I hope you won't judge it too hard on its literary merit, cause it doesn't have that much. I was going for a very Disney style story and so it is written almost entirely in past tense and passive ( Read more... )

This entry results from my aversion to homework, not from a relevant to life or profound subject. Though, I suppose this is somewhat relevant to my life. I've been wondering about this since someone asked me a question the other day. Scott wanted to know what my profile meant, but was too lazy to read it. This got me thinking. If he's daunted by a ( Read more... )

You're mission, should you choose to accept it, is to think long and hard about what you were like 4 years ago. What kind of person were you? Have your friends or interests changed? Probably your body too, I know I used to be short and skinny, now I'm...still short...damn. Do you miss any of it? Isn't it weird to think about how much different you ( Read more... )

I'm sure everyone who reads this has had the idea of honesty preached to them since before they were old enough to understand it. This strikes me as hypocritical. Perfect honesty doesn't exist, everyone lies. The fact that adults teach their children that is wrong to lie, yet lie themselves makes the whole system backfire. Furthermore, this is ( Read more... )

If anyone can figure out what "Melmën" means, I will be extremely impressed. I will still be impressed if you can figure out the language.