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Apr 01, 2003 20:54

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you ( Read more... )

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xveganthunderx April 1 2003, 19:56:30 UTC
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Don't ever talk to me again FREAK.
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Re: tryingtobeemo April 1 2003, 19:58:29 UTC
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAM HATES ME!!!!!!!!

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dreamdemoiselle April 1 2003, 20:23:17 UTC
cuz i know I've always wanted to have sex with a dolphine

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rebel_waltz April 1 2003, 21:11:08 UTC
that makes me want to knick somone in the face.

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crushmekillme April 1 2003, 21:56:28 UTC
You's a ho.

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