ok so just cause ive been thinking bout it alot recently and realized something kinda funny, so i thought id share. im gonna go from longest relationship to shortest ( Read more... )

so thanks to marva (basic training), ive noticed that i do funny things now ( Read more... )

alright, so first things first: the deal has been made and im gonna be in the US for the next four years, or at least thats what it looks like now, so for whoever cares, im gonna be around ( Read more... )

ok, so i havent bitched in awhile, mostly cause i dont normally have much shit to bitch about and i internalize everything, but after 3 nights of barely no sleep and me tryin to figure out my own shit...... thanks for ruining an already long day. i realize that ur allegiance isnt with me, but that just means that you should have stopped talking at ( Read more... )

ok so, i know they made the movie A.I. nd it was about artificial intelligence, but after this year of classes, the letters A.I. only mean one thing to me.... artificial insemination. read on at ur own risk ( Read more... )

ok, so this is in my text book, and i blame if for why i couldnt finish studyin last night. tell me this isnt hilarious(this is prob why i havent gotten any recently ( Read more... )

to realize that youve been going all wrong.

so its now 5 in the morning. and im honestly probably posting because while i have better things to do with my time, i cant actually think of any of them at the moment. its kinda nice, i think this is the most sober ive been in a long time (and i dont mean drinking or anything). true, my body did pretty much shut down like 2 hours ago, but ive hit ( Read more... )

so maybe its just me being worn out and having a cold, or maybe its a combination of a shit load of other things, but what it comes down to is that im finding myself wondering what im doing everyday. i mean i know the whole point of college is to work towards ur future and all that jazz, but does anyone feel like this is just a giant waste of time ( Read more... )

facts that prove i have the worst luck/timing in the world ( Read more... )