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[trypheanoia]

Today is 7/7/7

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[iblis_kukl]

Well, not to be overly crude about it, but I had one of those 7-inch dongs well before the Enlightenment Era was kaput.

eliazar [o]

[perseph12]

Sadly, you will now only be average.

So I have declared it.

[trypheanoia]

This, too, was me.

[iblis_kukl]

Eh. I can live with it.

eliazar [o]

[adribean]

ew, wieners. It is weird that yesterday was such a crappy day for me. Perhaps I am not magical enough.

[knowmebymylaugh]

Dude, I had a dream that I accidentally stumbled into a class for how to have better sex, but it was for Jews only. I saw you and Frommy and a bunch of naked chassidic rabbis. It was weird.

[trypheanoia]

"There's a lot about that in the Talmud.

Once, a Rabbi was getting it on with his wife. When he was done, his wife left the room, and the Rabbi's student climbed out from under the bed.

Flustered, and enraged, the Rabbi shouted, "What are you doing?"

And the student replied, simply, "This too is Torah."

Jewish men have almost as much responsibility to please their wives as they do to pray. If they are bad in bed, it must be like not knowing Hebrew."

That was me, not Megan. I guess I am caught red-handed using her laptop. And forgetting to log in as myself.

Not to worry. Megan is no where near on the path to becoming a Big Jew (tm)

[my_daroga]

This may be a strange question, and unrelated to your post, but did you send me an invite to IMVU? It doesn't seem like something you'd do, but the name used pinged.

[trypheanoia]

Not to my knowledge.

I signed up for an account on a whim, but it is not Mac compatible. It seemed to be able to access my gmail address book, but I thought I was pretty careful to uncheck people so that it would not spam my entire friends list.

Sorry bout that.

[my_daroga]

No, no. I figured it was spam, but the name Ellana gave me pause.