To those celebrating it, a happy Thargalia.

Stay up all night telling stories and eating cake.

If a child were to design a Jewish holiday, how different would it be?

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*imagine this in the thickest Israeli accent you can think of ( Read more... )

So, two weeks ago, I put some honey, malt, wheat and yeast into a bucket, and today, I added corn sugar and bottled the sucker. Soon, my precious beers will carbonate ( Read more... )

When I got into school today, I noticed that there were five cop cars outside. Middle schoolers were lined up in two single-file lines by gender, to be frisked and to have their bags searched ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I got into a car accident. I was rear ended while slowing at a yeild sign ( Read more... )

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I don't know what to say. It's better than a B movie. I love that this is clearly a computerized voice reading a page full of typos. I love that some person wants to control people with YouTube videos and try to turn them into robot slaves. I love the spiral ( Read more... )

It's funny how I used to like this band. Then someone pointed the lyrics out to me ( Read more... )