The Hunters get Hunted
I love to turn a bully's taunting back on themselves. Usually they're out to get a specific reaction from people and if they don't get what they expect.. they get all flustered. I have two golden examples of this:
~~YoJOJO!~~(Me versus a highschooler via TXT)
Bro: "Yo."
Me: "Who dis?"
Bro: "Angelo who is dis"
Me: "Nicky"
Bro: "wat dis is not jojo???"
Me: "Nope :)"
Bro: "Ohhh...... This is ur phone number."
Me: "I don't know someone named angelo.. So I'm sure you have a wrong #"
Bro: "U goo to glades."
Me: "No. I graduated high school in '97"
Bro: "who is this."
Me: "A wrong # you retard."
Bro: "Wtf am not retarded wit ur pepperoni nipple ass u fcking hoe now leave me the fuck alone"
Me: "You txted me first. I'm a hot chick don't you wanna txt me?"
Bro: "Send me a pic of u."
Me: (send pic of male roomie in drag)
Bro: "Hey"
Me: "Rawr"
Bro: "This is the same person right."
Me: "What do you think of my last halloween costume?"
Me: "Don't you think I'm sexy?"
Me: "Helloooooo?"
Me: "Send me a pic too. :)"
Me: "You're such a tease! and I was going to send you a pic ov my boobs too. :("
Bro: "Then doo it."
Me: "You first."
Bro: "U first then ill do it."
Me: "Liar"
Bro: "Promise"
Me: "okay"
Me: (pic of boobs that can't possibly match the picture earlier)
Me: "cmon angelo. :) you promised"
Bro: "Next show me a pic of ur pussy."
Me: "No fucking way. Your turn."
Bro: (pic of his chest in a black tank top that says SUPER SWAGG)
Me: "U wearin a shirt! Nofair"
Bro: "U got the pic"
Bro: "Yus u send me a pic of ur pussy then u tell me wat u want."
Me: "So far you're seen a lot more of me than I have of you. :("
Bro: "Send me a pic of ur pussy then ill send a pic of my dick."
Bro: "Ru going too send the pic."
me: "Not now I'm out with friends."
~~Huuuuurley~~
(Me versus a retard from OKcupid)
Retard: "You look like Hurley from lost."
Me: "maybe. :) I never watched that show, is it good?"
Retard: "Very good you should watch it. They play reruns on G4TV."
Me: "maybe I'll check it out sometime, thanks."
Me: "so, did you have a crush on Hurley? or did you just want to poke someone online? :)"
Retard: "no no, just caught my eye."
me: "coolness. anyway. take care."