Snaffled from herbmcsidhe

[trystn]

Ever wonder why Llewellyn writers are so successful? Well we've uncovered the truth! Their premier "writer" Silver RavenWolf has written a ritual to help them! We snuck in to Llewellyn's head office, and found this:

Silver's Writing Rite

Needed: Mystical Monkey Statue, Mini Typewriter, Gold Glitter, Fairy Lights, Pen.

Enter in White robe, with

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[darkfire007]

0.o

The Llewiccan RedeCode

[elfwreck]

1. All paths are valid, except the ones that have rules.
2. Wiccans never use curses, except on really mean people who totally deserve it.
3. The Threefold Law affects everyone, whether they believe in it or not; however, this is not to be taken to mean that Hell will affect everyone whether they believe in it or not.
4. The most important thing for Witches in the public eye to do is to disavow any connection with Satanism.
5. Karma can be summoned, directed, intensified, or averted entirely by saying the right words at the end of your spells. Except by mean people, who can't do any of these things.

Re: The Llewiccan RedeCode

[trystn]

LMAO

Re: The Llewiccan RedeCode

[sweetdirtygurl]

Hahahahahahahahaha, that is awesome, and the Llewiccan redecode!!!

Re: The Llewiccan RedeCode

[trystn]

I'm pleased you enjoyed it Jude *S*