[video feed opens to a sandy beach, waves splashing in the back and one (1) Jim Hawkins with a metal contraption looking a bit uneasy at the camera.]
Hey, do you really hafta record this?
Do you want to check the flight patterns or not? I'm not making a network post. Start it already.
Fine, fine. Just-- Stay out of the way.
Tch! Tell it to
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The hell was that?
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I don't-- I don't know! It just-- started sputtering and I couldn't get it to level out again.
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Never mind.]
Jim.
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Yeah?
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[Not concerned, pssh, a water landing from ten feet? You're fine. No, she is just kind of mildly appalled.]
So what the bloody hell was that.
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Failed prototype?
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[ no words, bros. no words. ]
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[ DIE WITH THIS HEARTFELT REASSURANCE, IDIOTS. ]
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Obviously, if I'm still using them, asshole.
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You narrowly survived a crash on unsuitable grounds.
In a burning aircraft.
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H- Hey, what's happening?
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Nothing, just-- Messed something up.
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Are you okay, though?
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Yeah, m'fine. Gonna be sore for a while, but I've had worse.
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Guess you don't need a license for that kind of thing here.
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Uh-- Not really.
[Yeah. Still as weird as it was the first time. How do words work.]
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You okay?
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Yeah, just trying to catch my breath. I didn't know landing on water like that could hurt so much.
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