Title: Three's a Crowd
Author: trytofly5
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Chad
Warnings: mpreg, sex, crack!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: Sequel to Three's Company. Jensen and Chad get to know each other a little better.
Chad stroked himself hard and fast as he shoved a handful of chips into his mouth. He chewed the salty food as he squeezed himself and stroked faster. It had become hard for him to reach his cock with his massive belly in the way. He couldn’t believe how much he had gained. It seemed like the more he weighed the sexier he felt. And he couldn’t get enough of sex. It was all he ever thought of ever since he had gotten pregnant. He’d never admit it, but he did get really excited when the strip turned blue. But then that slut, Jensen, had to go and ruin everything.
It’s not that Chad hated Jensen. Okay, he kinda hated him, but he didn’t before! It’s just he always took his spotlight. He was going to tell Jared he was pregnant, but then here comes squealing, happy little Jensen jumping into Jared’s arms and telling him that HE was pregnant! He made Chad look like the copycat, which he so wasn’t. The slut.
It only got worse after that. Everything Chad did Jensen had to do more. Chad showed Jared the picture of his baby and then Jensen has to go and show him a picture of his twins! Twins! The slut managed two! So that made Chad and his one baby look bad in comparison. Every time Chad complained about his pregnancy Jared mentions that Jensen doesn’t have any problems and he has two. So yeah, Chad kinda hates glowy, always happy Jensen.
“Hey,” Jared says flopping down on the couch. “How you doing?”
Chad glares.
“What did I do now?” he sighs.
“Where’s your Jensen?” Chad snarled.
“Taking a nap. And god, Chad, I love you both equally so stop it,” Jared said rubbing his temples.
Chad keeps glaring.
“Want me to help you out?” Jared asked staring at Chad’s erection.
“I don’t know. Jensen might need you,” Chad said.
“Goddammit!” Jared said slamming his face in his hands.
“Jensen might need what?” Jensen said walking into the room.
“Oh, Mommy is here! Just great,” Chad glared.
“Guys!” Jared tried.
“I still don’t get the mommy thing! You are pregnant too, dumbass,” Jensen glared back.
“You see, Jared and I decided on names for us since we are all one family. Daddy,” he pointed to Jared, “Papa,” he pointed to himself, “and Mommy,” he pointed to Jensen.
“We did not-, “Jared began.
“Why are you such an ass? Seriously?” Jensen rubbed his belly. “Being upset is bad for the babies.”
“And that is why you are Mommy,” Chad smirked.
“Oh! So it is wrong to care about my kids? Well, it’s obvious that you don’t care about yours considering how you eat. I guess if being Mommy is actually wanting my kids healthy then yeah, I’m Mommy,” Jensen snarled.
Chad got off the couch as quickly as he can with his new found girth. “I do to care about my baby! How dare you say that!”
“Guys!” Jared roared. They stopped and stared at him.
“The hell is your problem?” Chad asked.
“Yeah, what’s with you?” Jensen sighed.
“God, he always gets like this,” Chad said turning to Jensen.
“Let’s go get something to eat,” Jensen said. “I’m starving.”
“Couldn’t agree with you more,” Chad grinned walking off to the kitchen with Jensen.
Jared stood there dumbfounded. “What the hell?”
“So what is with the whole being an ass thing?” Jensen asked as he brought two bowls of ice cream out.
Chad shrugged as he poured some mayonnaise in it. “I don’t know. You’re just kinda perfect.”
“Oh, that looks good,” he said his mouth watering, “I’m not perfect though.”
“Sure do seem like it,” Chad said passing the mayonnaise.
“I have a boyfriend that won’t even fully commit to me. How is that perfect?” Jensen said. “Sorry,” he muttered noticing the look.
“It’s cool. I got one too,” Chad grinned.
“Knocked you up and kept on cheating?” Jensen laughed.
“Yeah, we should bitch about our lousy boyfriend more often.”
“Speaking of our lousy boyfriend, I kinda want some sex now,” Jensen said looking into the living room.
“Now that sounds good!” Chad said following Jensen’s eyes. “You know, we don’t need our lousy boyfriend.”
“We don’t need him do we,” Jensen grinned walking towards Chad. The kiss was awkward. It was hard for them to reach each other’s mouth with their bellies in the way. “Fuck me,” Jensen moaned.
“Pushy bottom,” Chad laughed running his hands up and down Jensen’s belly. Jensen did the same to Chad. They enjoyed feeling each other’s babies kick and move against their hands. It was so unlike their own. It was strange to not feel them on the inside as well.
“How can we,” Jensen flailed his hands, “do this?”
“Well, obviously not missionary,” Chad thought for a moment. “Doggy style?”
“We can try, I guess,” Jensen muttered getting down on his hands and knees. They didn’t have to worry about stripping off any clothes. Both of them having given up on wearing any once they hit their third trimester.
Chad positioned himself behind Jensen and pushed forward. He became stunned when he realized that he couldn’t go in. He was too large to fuck!
“What are you waiting for?” Jensen asked irritated.
“I can’t do it,” Chad answered stunned. “I’m too big.”
“I guess we will just have to find other ways,” Jensen commented pulling Chad down onto the ground with him. He pulled him into a kiss and ran his hands all over his body, loving the feeling beneath his hands. “You certainly aren’t as thin as you used to be,” Jensen teased.
“Look who’s talking,” Chad laughed patting Jensen’s swollen belly. The patting soon turned to rubbing and Jensen let out a loud moan when Chad ran a finger over his protruding bellybutton. “You like that?”
“Yes, don’t stop!” Jensen moaned. Chad continued to massage Jensen’s belly. Jensen moaned and withered with every passing of his hand.
“Looks like the twins like it too,” Chad commented after feeling the wild movement inside of Jensen.
“Your baby will like it too,” Jensen said biting his lower lip. Jensen reached out and started rubbing soft circles on Chad’s belly. Chad couldn’t help but moan. The strong motion felt incredible.
Chad leaned over and sucked Jensen’s nipple into his mouth. Neither of their hands stopped moving, loving and caressing each other’s swollen bellies. Chad sucked and licked at the nipple, until he found the nipple leaking milk. “What?” Chad asked confused. “Do mine do that?”
“Let’s find out,” Jensen muttered, he brought his hand up to Chad’s nipple and started stroking it and tugging on it. Finally a bead of milk appeared at the top. “Looks like you just started lactating. I’ve been doing it for a week now.”
“That is so fucking hot.” They both looked up to find Jared staring over them. His pupils were blown wide with lust and his mouth was hanging open.
“Does Daddy want to play?” Chad teased, continuing to rub Jensen’s belly.
“Oh god, just don’t stop touching each other,” Jared moaned, pressing the palm of his hand against his rapidly growing erection.
They shifted onto their sides and started rubbing their bellies together, since they were too big to rub their cocks together. They could feel the movements through their skin. The rubbing and movement drove them crazy! Soft round, tight skin against soft round tight skin. They were tingling with lust.
“I’m still hungry,” Chad murmured. He grabbed some caramel sauce he found close by. It was still good, he decided after a sniff. Probably either him or Jensen dropped it after a snack. It was pretty hard for either of them to bend over.
Chad started to pour the thick liquid all over Jensen’s chest and belly. He swooped down and started to lick paths all over Jensen’s body. He paid special attention to Jensen’s bellybutton and nipples. He liked and stroked the nubs until his nipples were pouring milk down his sticky body and his bellybutton was red from stimulation.
Chad pushed and prodded Jensen until he was back on his hands and knees. Jensen was moaning and delirious from pleasure. Chad poured the sauce all down Jensen’s crack. He started to slowly lap at the sweet thick liquid. The taste was incredible. It was sweet and thick and had a hint of Jensen’s own unique flavor. He licked down the strip of his ass a few times, before prying open the cheeks to look at the dusty hole. It was covered in the sauce. It looked shiny and sweet. Chad wanted nothing more than to get another taste.
Chad started to lap aggressively at the contracting hole. Jensen kept pushing his ass more and more onto Chad’s face, mewling loudly. Jared couldn’t stand it any longer. The site was too much.
Jared leaned down until his dick was level to Chad’s upturned ass. “You keep eating him out,” he whispered. “And I’m going to fuck you.”
Chad moaned in response and pulled Jensen’s cheeks apart further so he could plunge his tongue in deeper. Jared moaned at the sight and started to slowly finger Chad open, slicked with the caramel sauce.
“God, you’ve gotten so big. Can’t even fucking fuck Jen. Isn’t that right, baby?” Jared slipped a finger inside of Jensen beside Chad’s tongue. “Look at that belly. God you are so fucking big! What’d you gain? 80 pounds? 90?” Jared rambled shoving his dick inside of Chad. “But that’s not enough is it? You want to be as big as Jen, don’t you, slut? You want another baby?”
“God yes!” Chad screamed, muffled by Jensen’s ass.
Jared started to thrust harder into the tight slick channel, earning him moans of pleasure from Chad. He reached down to grab Chad’s throbbing cock and started stroking him to completion. He brought his sticky hand up to his face and moaned in pleasure as Chad started to lick it off and shove it into Jensen’s little hole.
“Fuck me!” Jensen sobbed.
“Don’t worry, baby,” Jared soothed. “I didn’t forget about you.” He turned to Chad. “Kiss him while I fuck him.”
Jared slammed into Jensen, all the way to the root. He didn’t care to worry about preparation. He liked a little bit of tightness. He groaned in pleasure as he watched Chad crawl over to Jensen, his belly rubbing against the ground, and grabbed his face to pull him into a passionate kiss. He could watch their tongues battle for dominance and slide into each other’s swollen mouths. It was one of the hottest things Jared had ever seen.
“Fuck, babies,” Jared groaned thrusting in deeper. “Fuck, more!”
They started to kiss harder. Teeth were clanking and noses were being hit. They ended up managing to balance themselves onto one hand and started stroking each other with the other. They ran their hands up and down their swollen figures, enjoying the feeling of the stretched tight skin.
Chad reached a hand down beneath Jensen’s large bump and started to jerk him off to the timing of Jared’s thrust. Jensen moaned and pushing into his hand. He couldn’t decide what he wanted to focus on more, the hand on his dick or the cock in his ass. He didn’t have to choose long, because he came screaming into Chad’s hand.
“God, gotta,” Jared groaned spilling himself into Jensen’s tight heat.
Jared pulled free and flopped down on the floor, pushing himself in between them. He wrapped an arm around each and pulled them in. “I love you both so much,” he muttered, running his hands up and down their backs.
“Love you,” Jensen said softly, pressing a kiss to Jared’s broad shoulder.
“Ok, as much fun as this love fest is, I would rather be in a bed than on the fucking kitchen floor,” Chad snarled rolling his eyes.
Jared laughed and got up. He put out his hand and pulled them both up one at a time. “Bedroom time!” he sang with delight, wrapping his arms around them.
“Not for you,” Chad said looking at Jensen.
“What?” Jensen looked absolutely confused.
“You belong in the kitchen,” he grinned.
“Chad!” Jensen threatened.
Chad laughed and pulled Jensen in for a kiss. “Now how about that sandwich?”
“Oh, fuck you!” Jensen glared.
“Like you could!”
“Guys!” Jared interrupted. “Come on, bed.” They climbed into the big, soft bed. Jared, once again, got into the middle and motioned for them to curl up to him. He rested his hands on their large bellies, enjoying the feeling of the movement inside.
“I can’t wait until you guys give birth,” Jared sighed, rubbing the large mounds. “As soon as that happens, I’m just going to get you both pregnant again. You’ll be pregnant over and over again until you can’t conceive anymore. Then we’ll turn to IVF.”
“I’d like that,” Jensen grinned turning his head to kiss Jared.
“I knew you would,” Jared grinned back, rubbing larger motions on Jensen’s heavily pregnant stomach.
“Yeah, Mommy would,” Chad rolled his eyes. “I’m so getting my abs back after this.”
“Good luck with all that fat,” Jensen snorted.
“Fucking bitch!” Chad snarled. “Why don’t you go back to your knitting?”
“Always with the fucking fighting,” Jared sighed.
Chad turned and looked at the irritated look on Jared’s face. “What do you say, Mommy? Why don’t we give Daddy a show?”
Jensen grinned. “That’d be good,” he paused. “And don’t call me Mommy!”
Chad grinned and tried to lean over to kiss Jensen, but soon realized that he was too big to kiss him in this position. “Dammit! Move over here.”
Jensen tried and failed as well. “What even made you think I could come over there? I’m bigger than you.”
“Well, damn,” Chad pouted.
“Show in the morning?” Jensen asked.
“Show in the morning,” Chad responded.
“Daddy wants show now!” Jared blurted out.
“Later. Sleep now,” Jensen giggled, curling into Jared’s side.
“I want a lot when I wake up,” Jared pouted. “There better be a ton of sex.”
“There will be,” Chad responded. “Now shut up. I’m trying to sleep here.”
“Love you,” Jared murmured.
The only sounds to follow that were a giggle from Jensen and a loud “shut up” from Chad.