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[tsarina_bomba]

• 08:48 #iwish my job would hire me fulltime already. #
• 08:49 #iwish that stupid dog across the street would STOP. BARKING. #

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Comments

[phicksur]

Know a great thing to use on a barking dog?

Peanut Butter... especially if you put some sleeping pills in it (just one or two, don't kill the dog).

Or a pellet gun, but that's liable to get you in trouble.