How Not to Make Friends 101
A while ago, a friend of mine told me that I should teach a class on how to not make/keep any friends. I have decided to take that suggestion to heart, and compile a list of things you can do to garuntee a shortage of friends for yourself. If you have any ideas as to what could be added to the list, post it in the guestbook, or email it to me at ( Read more... )
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59. Date girls that smell similar to that of Tanya Harvie.
60. Join a straight edge crew, dye your hair black and go around listening to Avenged Sevenfold.
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62. Post coments in live journals.
63. Hang out with Simone.
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65. fuck dead people
66. listen to good charolette
67. look at gay porn behind closed doors
68. never shower
69. stop playing metal at a jam session....and then make up a jazz riff.....(yes i know we did that)
70. throw poop at somebody and then loudly scream "IM A MONKEY!" while running away
71. sing ANYTHING in pee wee herman's voice
72. eat childeren
73. if youre a guy, dying your hair purple. if youre a girl, shaving your head
74. dating women solely for the bragging rights of "i touched some boobies"
75. claim that you are jesus, and then go around "smiting" all your friends
76. become a catholic priest
77. start a religion based on "poo"
78. lighting farts on fire
79. telling all your friends you hate them
80. moving to a swamp, never showering and threatening to eat anyone who passes by
.........there a motherfucking list
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81. constantly talk to yourself, and don't respond when someone talks to you, or askes you a question, no matter who it is, or who the hell they think they are.
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91.) Pick your nose.
92.) Pick your ass.
93.) Whenever in class, bring a pipe, smoke it, and say to the teacher "Jolly good point old bean!"
94.) Talk with an english accent...even though everyone already knows your not english..
95.) Be dead.
96.) Insist that your name is "Ching Yuo Chung". If in fact, you happen to be asian, Insist that your name is Boris Usvad Mcallister.
97.) Give random house-hold objects names.
98.) Start your own religion.
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