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[tsectpathogen]

In the spirit of the official day of emo bashing (every day):

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
...None, they just cry about how dark it is.

The Top Ten Identifiers of an emo fag:

1a. Black hair that is engineered to look messy and greasy (though not spiky enough to be "punk") and must cover at least 60% of the face. Note:

Comments

[_threnodies]

I'd get a nautical star tattoo, but not for the emo fag side of me. It would be for the whiney liberal asshole and socialist fag side of me, though a red carnation would be much more symbolic.

Nice post, by the way.

[emock]

One word my friend: Accurate.

[belle_haine]

i have the belt, the shoes, probably the scarf (but i dont wear it in hot weather...), and the girls jeans. damn. since i'm a guy, you know.

anyway, this made me laugh out loud. ha.

[foreverisdead]

I actually didn't think it was funny.
At all.

[_threnodies]

I think you're trying too hard.

[tsectpathogen]

I found a bunch of jokes on metalforums.com and decided to post them
here for the amusement of myself and a few choice friends, because i
do not like searching for links over and over again.

And tomorrow I was planning on posting some that make fun of metal.

But i dont know now people might get touchy about that too.

[ivanisaacs]

as long as it isnt insulting Classic Rock.

Cause think about it- where would modern rock/metal be without Pink Floyd, Beatles or The Stones?

[_threnodies]

hahaha. the fairy tale ones were funny.

"grind: protagonist arrives and incoherently screams something for about 45 seconds and leaves."