Gee, i cant wait until someone like Al Sharpton becomes president, he would claim that everything is a white man's conspiracy against the black man. Like in schools, the black board with whit chalk. Somehow, thats a white man's scheme to oppress the african americans. The white chalk being written on top of the Black board is CLEARLY stating that ( Read more... )

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Look above to see the official pamphlet for SMRD (Sudden Mental Retardation Disorder)

   Imagine this; your walking down the street one day, and all of a sudden BAM! Your hit with SMRD (also known as sudden mental retardation disorder) and from that point on in your life, you are forced to live the life of a sped. Its not all bad though, you get to have aids (the people who help you, not the disease) you can drool whenever you want ( Read more... )

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Kids on bikes:"Hey whats that? i think its a downed electircal wire, Cool, lets jump it!!"

black guy pulls up in a jeep

Black guy: "Who wants a body massage?"

Kids on bikes: "What the hell did he just ask us?"

black guy picks up the electrical wire with special tong thingies

Black Guy: "Mr. body massage machine...GO!"

Kids on bikes: "Dude, what the ( Read more... )

Seriously, I hate children, they are whiney, they eat too much, they smell funny, they crap themselves (probably the cause of the offensive odor).  They are clingy, always have to get their way, and are overall dumb. These symptoms continue on until about the age of 16, and sometimes longer. I'll hear some parents saying how smart their child is, ( Read more... )