the bear that sounds like a crocodile

[tshell]

why discovery channel? why do you put people like bear grylls on your network? that man gets on my nerves.. he always acts as if his life is in danger at every second... "i need to get to the other side of this ravine before sundown or i'll be in real trouble!!! *pant pant*"... hey mister.. who are you talking to? oh that's right YOUR CAMERA CREW

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[acecamaro]

things got strange when I misread the 'peed on the shirt part and wear it as a turban' as peed on his SHIT and wore it as a turban'. Now how would that work????

[tshell]

oh no no no .... you're supposed to smear feces on your body, not your head...it keeps the bugs from biting you. really. try it. but not on a date. i don't recommend that if you're out on a date.

[dariens_haircut]

Won't they just try to lay their eggs in you, then?
For some folks, that is a date.

[tshell]

if you get the right kind of feces, they can't penetrate it to get to your skin. .... why am i talking about feces? i've been talking an awful lot about bodily excretions lately at my journal. this is not good. it's the first sign of madness, i'm sure.

edited because I can :D

[swerve]

You make me laugh out loud. How did I go so long without your journal?

/is sleepy, unfunny, appreciative

[tshell]

aw, that's so sweet of you to say :D

/is happy, has a warm feeling in stomach, appreciative too

[arcata1]

That wasn't too long. It was nothing short of delightful.

[tshell]

aww. thank you my romantic crabbing hobo turned scooter repairman husband :D

[sara_ramirez_1]

yea when i watch him its on fast forward i like watching him gag eating raw or rotting meat but that is about it lol

[tshell]

ugh not me...i can't stand to see people eating gross stuff... i have such a weak stomach... like those people that ate that 50 year old egg or whatever on fear factor...that one's staying with me forever.

[creamuts]

Ye know, I believe I can fly just like that Squirrel thingie....

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[tshell]

i sometimes think that too.... usually after half a bottle of tequila :D

[creamuts]

ROFL!

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