just who the hell do you think you are mole?

[tshell]

                            

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[tshell]

i know :) hence the hat.
hee.

[crazy_female]

"polite society with the pretty people"

where do you live?? =P

i think the mole is cute, he can join me and my ninja kitties!

[tshell]

well i'm sure moles are pretty stealth so i'm sure he/she will make a perfect addition to you and your army of ninja cats. :)

[selucius]

Without the eyes, it would look even more like a penis with teeth.

[tshell]

you're right. scratch the eye thing mole. just put a funny hat on and maybe a pair of sunglasses. :)

[sara_ramirez_1]

omg freaked out now!!!

[tshell]

me too. a penis with teeth. ew.

[sara_ramirez_1]

serouisly that is what i thought!!

[nannygirl]

Dude! These ugly sons-a-bitches are tearing up our back yard! Every three feet you fall in a sink hole of some sort. We don't want to kill them per se, we just want to fill them with self-doubt and send them packing. J's brother recommended putting Juicy Fruit gum near their holes, cause apparently they like it and can't digest it. (Not unlike me and Kung Pao Chicken.) So, we contemplated buying a shitload of gum and having moles with the freshest breath this side of the Big Pond. Then J gets this other brilliant idea from online: apparently they don't like the scent of their predators around their holes. (Yes, there should be a joke there somewhere.) So we're supposed to deposit used kitty litter wherever there are holes, and it will make them think that the area's going to hell and they should move on to someone else's yard. So, every week or two, my partner, The Cat Shit Fairy, is out sprinkling her pixie dust in the back yard with a big ole scooper. The cats think it's jolly grand; I think I caught them ROTFLFAO the

[tshell]

ahahaha.... i'm with you, i say go all caddyshack on their ass.*

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