the boob button

[tshell]

i am becoming a photoshop aficionado.. sort of

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[dariens_haircut]

Everybody knows you start with a picture of a nekkid chick and paste the desired head onto that. ...shops in my time...pixels

[tshell]

but in my heart i would know that those boobs aren't elaine cassidy's boobs. you have to have some kind of moral code zappy dude. you just gotta.

[dariens_haircut]

Maybe they're better. Have you seen Elaine Cassidy's boobs? If not, then how would you know? If so, paste those on the picture too.

[tshell]

no i have not had the pleasure of seeing elaine cassidys boobs. well sort of.. she gets nekkid on the ghost squad and you can see some of her boobs, but not all, it was a cruel cruel tease by the director. the bastard.
mmmmmmmmmmm boobs. :D

--somewhere my mother is hanging her head in shame.

[selucius]

I think web browsers should all come with "take off shirt" buttons.

[tshell]

i think we should come up with a plug in for that and sell it... we would make bajillions of dollars superman!!! then we wouldn't have to use it cause every woman we ever meet again would automatically want to take their shirts off for us.
it's a plan. hop to it. :D

[an0penletterto]

Well! Did you do all the drawrings for the banner? And did you have to draw each frame of the animation or does Photoshop give you tools to do that?

I swear I could have written the same post about Paint Shop Pro. It used to be a clean, simple program that allowed the user to cool stuff without all this hufflepuff, and then along comes Photoshop and feature overload and suddenly if I want to draw a stick figure I have to define layers and borders and shading and lighting and and and and and. Blech.

[tshell]

i only drew the snowman, and the snow...the ground snow...the falling snow was from a brush the xmas tree and candycanes etc are all compliments of google images.. just a bit of cut and paste.. i did have to make several layers and whatnot but you can duplicate them and then move the little snowman parts around... also photoshop has this thing called tween which is supposed to cut a lot of the process of animating out but i can't really figure it out, it's frustrating, it adds layers with duplicate images and blah blah so i said to hell with it and just animated each frame individually.

i know... i tried to draw a simple freakin' circle and i learned i had to make a vector and paths and all that.. fuck it, i just enlarged my brush and voila, half a snowman. :D

[an0penletterto]

Well then you are fabulous and extraordinary and multitalented. And shit.

I am seriously impressed.

[tshell]

why thank you mr letter :D

now i just have to work on that boob button.

[impoetry]

Very well done!

[tshell]

thank you senor impoetry. :)

[arcata1]

OMG I LOVE THE BOOBS BUTTON IDEA!! I really really need to see scarlet johansen's boobies and she has been completely uncooperative!

[tshell]

the boob button is going to revolutionize the internet dave, i'm going to be rich!!!!!
let's just hope someone doesn't come up with a penis button. that would be totally uncalled for.

wow that first pic, looks like her boobs are connected to her neck. maybe it's just a bad angle. and who the hell is that pervert?

aw thank you dave :D and thanks for the advice... it would make it look a bit better, i'm on it... yeah, i've read about half of it so far, i admit i'm skipping some of the really technical stuff.. i won't ever be printing a huge 15 by 20 foot poster anyway so that'll save me reading about 20 pages or so.
i don't think i'd do well at the tutorial stuff... i eventually get the effect i'm aiming for but i in no way do it efficiently, i just press buttons until i get lucky :)