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a horny bunny... how strangely valid.
do not open this anywhere around people you need to impress!!! and turn up the volume.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
brought to you from my good friend eisen. -
umm... fluah?
does it skeeve anybody else, in the greater los angeles area, out that when i fill a glass with water from my tap, it has a yellowish tint? is it just me??? cause that is mc-nasty. like mc-nugget or mc-rib but slower on the poison. -
old fish, different pond, long post
i returned from yet another phoenix vacation early sunday morning. the journey was long and frought, fraught, frawt... full of danger. well, i guess not really danger, except for a harrowing moment at the end. but that is the end, and we've just started. and i have a full night of sleep under my belt so i totally have enough energy to relive ( Read more... ) -
i swear i put my schooner somewhere...
i'm not freakin kidding, god is trying to wash los angeles off of the face of the earth. it is raining BUCKETS. literally. i got hit in the head with a few. it was great ( Read more... ) -
mornings might be pretty...
but they still suck. especially when you have to work. and even more especially when you stayed up watching Rescue Me on FX because they had three episodes on back to back. that show freakin rocks. and even more extra especially when your friend, who shall remain nameless (nutshell3000) text messaged you at 2:30 in the morning and your phone proceeded to ( Read more... ) -
where the hell did i put my schooner???
this state is going to float away. apparently the state of California usually recieves only 11 inches of rain annually. this year we have already recieved 28. and it's FEBRUARY. i awoke this morning and took off for work and, lo and behold, some magical water nymph had transformed my street into a series of small lakes. and by small i mean ( Read more... ) -
12 Reasons why Homosexual Marraige will RUIN SOCIETY!!! (run away run away!!)
taken from my friend, vwjou1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth ( Read more... ) -
because me killing people is funny
lemme tell you a story ( Read more... )