[PART EIGHT]

Jul 25, 2011 15:33

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Eduardo/Mark anonymous July 28 2011, 16:58:53 UTC
Mark is behind the latest DDoS because he's so enraged when a fanfic-inspired attempt at winning back Eduardo goes COMPLETELY WRONG. And it given him HOPE and eff you LJ. Eff you kinkmeme!

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FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 1/? IDEK ohnvm July 28 2011, 20:24:20 UTC
The double doors made of glass swings open and a really fucking familiar voice echoes around FB HQ.

"MAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKK!!!!!! MARK!!!!!!!!!"

Mark immediately closes Python and clutches his laptop to his chest before running behind his desk and vainly trying to get away from Eduardo who is stalking towards him.

"What the fuck is this?" Eduardo hisses before slamming fifty pages of recent book-bound paper.

Mark blinks up at him and shoves his laptop to the nearest intern, still fearful for the damage a raging Eduardo would bring.

Dustin pops his head up out of nowhere and says "A WILD MURDEROUS DEER APPEAR ( ... )

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FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 1a/? IDEK ohnvm July 28 2011, 20:51:09 UTC
OIC I FORGOT TO ANON

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Everyone blinks at him.

"Now?" asks Dustin who finally stops cowering behind the table.

"No, next year. Of fucking course now."

"Why are we even doing this?" Screams someone from down the third row. Mark stalks to where she is and sees her minimize a window.

"False advertising," Mark hisses then raises his voice so everyone on 2nd floor hears him. "If you haven't taken LJ down after I get back from peeing, there will be a mandatory hackathon for a month."

Someone behind him gasps out a "no!"

"YES." He grits out. "I don't give a fuck. CEO bitch etcetera etcetera. Take the fucking site down or you're going to have to share bathrooms for a month."

Mark stomps away and misses the frantic warning comments the kinkmeme people in his staff are sending on tumblr.

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FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 2/? IDEK ohnvm July 28 2011, 21:37:43 UTC
"Wait, what ( ... )

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FUCK YOU, FLIPFLOPS 3/? IDEK ohnvm July 28 2011, 21:41:21 UTC
> Are they really back together ( ... )

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FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK ohnvm July 28 2011, 21:43:06 UTC
Later when they finally appeased virtually everyone on tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, and what feels like the entire world. Eduardo gently places the huge hardbound book that he threw at Mark a few days ago.

Mark looks up from where he’s pretending to code but actually writing prompts.

“What is it?”

“You better boner up, asshole,” Eduardo grins predatorily at him.

“Are you coming back for everything?” Mark says as he slides down until he’s flat on his back on their bed.

“No. You’re coming on everything.”

Mark’s body is ready.

ahhahhahaha IDK WHAT THIS IS LET ME DIE. I JUST WANT MY FICS BACK, MOTHER RUSSIA. :(

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK nlovers July 28 2011, 22:10:32 UTC
this is gloriuos...i worship you....really...

RUSIA IS GLORIOUS COMMUNIST COUNTRY. please stop hacking....

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK ohnvm July 31 2011, 18:51:10 UTC
;____; I KNOW ;_____; I THINK IT'S FIXED NOW THOUGH. HOPEFULLY. Thank you for reading xxxxx

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK xbriyeon July 29 2011, 01:38:25 UTC
OH MY G O D

THIS IS FULL OF EPIC WIN

I AM OPENLY WEEPING

THE FOURTH WALL IS COMPLETELY BROKEN HERE, BROKEN. THIS FANDOM HAS NO FOURTH WALL AND IT IS ALTERNATELY SCARY AS IT IS EXCITING AND ALARMING

YOU BETTER BONER UP ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU'RE COMING ON EVERYTHING AHAHAH OHMYGOD.

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK ohnvm July 31 2011, 18:50:39 UTC
AHAHAHAH EVER SINCE I SAW THE FB ANON THREAD I AM BASICALLY TRYING NOT TO IMAGINE ALL SORTS OF THINGS MARK COULD PROBABLY DO TO RUIN MY LIFE WITH JUST A CLICK OF HIS FINGER.

FB ANONS, I SALUTE YOU.

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK anonymous January 26 2012, 02:36:24 UTC
Where's the FBanon thread?

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK elipie July 29 2011, 01:48:26 UTC
PLEASE MARRY ME.

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK ohnvm July 31 2011, 18:49:22 UTC
IF YOU LIKE IT DEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT.

<3

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK elipie August 1 2011, 03:31:13 UTC
IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!!

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK listentokelly July 29 2011, 01:51:23 UTC
I nearly died laughing. SO FUCKING HILARIOUS, ahahahaha <3

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Re: FUCK YOU FLIPFLOPS 4/4 IDEK ohnvm July 31 2011, 18:48:37 UTC
:3 CHEERS BLAD XXXX

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