[PART NINE] & Some News

[oresteia]

Okay, I'm a little new at this so sorry if I mess this up first go. Because it's been 5 months since the last round even though we haven't been busy. I figured I might as well earn my keep and try to get this place alive again...

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[RPF] Andrew/Jesse - "Every Breath You Take" (The Police)

[say_thanks]

OKAY, so maybe this is a bit crack-ish but OH MY GOODNESS, SOMETHING BASED OFF THAT SONG!

I look around you but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...
Oh can't you see? You belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every step you take
Every move you make, every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
I'll be watching you

stalker!Andrew. ohmygosh it'd be hilarious.
We've all seen and laughed at that glare Andrew has sometimes where it looks like he's going to murder someone,
if anyone dares touch Jesse.

idk, i'm in a silly mood

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse - "Every Breath You Take" (The Police)

[waluk]

lololol I want this badly

Re: [RPF] Andrew/Jesse - "Every Breath You Take" (The Police)

[say_thanks]

me too

Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin or OT4

[anonymous]

MASSIVE TFLN PROMPT POST!

(619): I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.

(1-619): Very innocently.

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(972): I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.

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(530): I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"

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(253): The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.

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(256): I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
(747): Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.

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(724): So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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(502): It wasn't really sex. It

Re: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin or OT4

[anonymous]

Can this one PLEASE be Wardo taking Mark's virginity?
(203): Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.

MINI FILL (972) never far gone 1/2

[anonymous]

Eduardo has had one too many drinks and he's beginning to feel like his feet and his skull and his torso are all following separate trajectories in space, resulting in a spectacular loss of balance and posture and coordination when he tries to bring another shot to his lips. But he's being egged on by Dustin and Billy and half a dozen other undergrads, and that's all the encouragment he needs to summon up the necessary dexterity. Or some of it, going by the way he misses and only half the contents of his shot glass make it into his mouth

MINI FILL (972) never far gone 2/2

[anonymous]

"Both!" He is sprawled out on floor and smiling at the ceiling, vaguely aware that he's a little cold in just his boxer briefs, but there's a comfortable warmth in his stomach

Eduardo/Mark, normal!oblivious!Mark, frustrated!female!Eduardo

[andhereiam17]

Sorry about the repost, notice I screwed up. *forever nervous since it's her first time posting on any kink meme*)

Five times that Eduarda tried to be subtle about her seduction of Mark (wearing make-up, changing her hair, wearing more and more revealing outfits that make Dusting frustrated, etc.) and the one time she gets him to notice (like maybe literally waking Mark up in the middle of the night to ramble about it and grabs his hands and forces him to grope her).

FILL: you see straight through me, don't you, 1a/?

[andhereiam17]

HI A FEW THINGS.

1. I DON'T KNOW HOW I TURNED THIS PROMPT MILDLY ANGSTY, I REALLY DON'T.
2. there's a teensy bit of eduardo/dustin because apparently my brain went to that place.
3. i cannot write explicit sex to save my life, so the eventual smut is... very vanilla.
4. it ended up as a 4+1 due to me scrapping the fifth scene for sucking ass in general.
5. but i hope this satisfies your want, at least a smidge!
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1.

Edi knows she’s pretty.

Partially because her father insists that she’ll “only get by on her pretty face” because “women are rarely taken seriously in business”, mostly because the Winklevoss twins and that Divya kid make it a point to skeezily say “hey beautiful” whenever she passes them on the way to microeconomics.

The thing is that Edi doesn’t think Mark knows she’s pretty, which is a problem, given her embarrassing crush on him.

“You’re way too good for him, E,” Alice muses from over her biology textbook while Edi lounges on the couch across the room. “He’s a hermit

FILL: you see straight through me, don't you, 1b/?

[andhereiam17]

Mark’s door is cracked and Edi can see him slumped in front of his laptop, half-asleep. She slips through the door and places a gentle hand on his shoulder.

“Mark,” she says softly. “Mark, if you fall asleep in this position, you’re gonna have a killer neck ache later on.”

Mark sits up drowsily and Edi almost feels naked when his gaze lands on her. His eyes are so blue in the light of the computer, fading in and out of focus.

“You never wear red,” is all Mark says before closing his laptop, shrugging off his hoodie, and collapsing into his bed in his t-shirt and sweatpants.

Edi sometimes wonders why she even bothers.
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FREAKING CHARACTER LIMITS.

FILL: you see straight through me, don't you, 2/?

[andhereiam17]

2

Eduardo/Mark

[anonymous]

Mark's greatest fear, which was so huge and so black that it was of phobic proportions, was that people would laugh at his feelings.

based on a line about Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Re: Eduardo/Mark

[anonymous]

this is amazing. won't someone please write?

[gen] ot4

[anonymous]

THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH GENDERSWAP.

the harvard-era adventures of edi, marci but-seriously-call-me-mark, christy, and daisy because i can totally see girl!dustin being called daisy
can have background girl!mark/girl!wardo or girl!chris/girl!dustin, but i mostly just want light-hearted ot4 friendship.

Fill: girls, girls, girls [1/?]

[anonymous]

A/N: This came out to be more slice of life than an actual fic. I'm sorry. :/ The rest is written, I just don't usually have a lot of time to post it but it should all be posted by the end of next week.
This is the only one that is all dialoge though and to halt confusion:

Mark

Edi (female!Eduardo)

Daisy (female!Dustin)

Cissy (female!Chris)

i.

“Mark.”

“Hmm?”

“You need a haircut, to do your laundry, and- Marci!”

“Hmm?”

“Stop ignoring me Marcia. The computer can wait.”

“Stop acting like my mother Edi. And I prefer Mark.”

“Hey Marica…EDI, HI!”

“ I can because no one else wi-. Oomph! Daisy, how are-.”

“Idiot, that’s not my name.”

“ Mark!”

“Correction,that isn’t my name, Daisy Dukes.”

“ Marcia! Daisy stop hugging me.”

“Hey.”

“ Cissy, help me out. Marcia won’t-.”

“/Mark/, won’t listen to Edi because she isn’t Mark’s mother and she got her hair trimmed two weeks ago.”

“YOU LYING LIAR WHO LIES! And how come she can call you Marcia?”

“ I KNEW IT! I knew you didn't do it because you are too attached to that stupid

Re: Fill: girls, girls, girls [1/?]

[anonymous]

this is soooooooooo cute!!!!! why didnt you keep going ;____;