Stick Figure
Title: Stick Figure
Fandom: Hey!Say!Jump
Rating: PG (for language)
Note: On a prompt for the Yabu-thon by Knowmonsta
here:http://knowmonsta.livejournal.com/36012.html?view=812204#t812204 (sorry, LJ's gone screwy)
Prompt:
28: 5 times Yabu attempted to gain weight
Summary: The word 'stick' is one that Yabu takes to heart...unfortunately
Warning: My first prompt based fic, it's not good but I love Yabu and needed to participate in the Yabu-thon no matter what. Kinda disturbing at some parts.
DOUZO:
How it began
"You STICK!"
Yabu stared as a fuming Hikaru stomped out of the room.
"Stick?"
He turned around and gazed at himself through the full-length mirror, fight forgotten.
He was no stick. Pretty in shape actually. He quickly un-buttoned his shirt and flung it aside, flexing his arms. A frown formed on his face.
"Um, Yabu-kun, what are you doing?"
He spun around quickly to see a startled Yamada standing at the doorway, fingers curled around his box of strawberry milk.
"Yamachan, be honest, am I a stick?"
"Yup,"
Yabu gaped. Yamada looked troubled.
"You...you said be honest," Yamada squeeked as the older marched over to him and flinched as his precious milk was snatched away in an instant.
First Time
"Ohaiyo!" Yuto exclaimed cheerfully as he entered the 7's dressing room. There was no reply. Instead, all eyes were fixed on a certain tall Idol who was seated in a corner, wolfing down his third bowl of ramen.
Yuto gaped.
"Yabu-kun?"
"Huh?" The older replied distractedly, turning his head to face Yuto, noodles hanging from his mouth.
"Um, nothing, please continue," Yuto replied awkwardly with a small smile. Yabu raised his eyebrows before turning back and attacking the remaining Ramen.
Chinen looked frightened. Ryutaro's eyes had never seemed so big and Keito just stared until he decided it would be too rude to keep doing so and returned to his magazine. Yuto then looked at Yamada who looked back, just shrugging in return.
Second Time
Daiki strectehed as he swung the door of Best's dressing room open. The others were still having their photoshoot and he was the second to have completed his. The first was;
"Yabu-kun, what the hell?"
Mouth hanging open he frowned as he saw that the entire room was littered by wrappers and shiny candy packets. The floor was so crowded that there was hardly any place to step. Yabu was sitting on a couch surrounded by multiple sparkly boxes, stuffing his mouth with chocolates.
Yabu looked at him and giggled weirdly before resuming his attention back on the chocolates.
"Talk about sugar cravings," Daiki muttered crossing his arms around his chest. Just then a certain empty box on the floor caught his attention.
"Wait, was that my pocky?"
Third Time
"Something's really wrong with Yabu-kun," Yuto said in a low voice. All the 7s were sitting with their heads together, Daiki the odd one in the middle.
"He ate my pocky,"
"He's become super weight conciouss recently," Yamada agreed.
"It was imported pocky!"
"He eats whenever he gets the chance, between photoshoots, during rehersals," Keito added.
"Chocolate and Vanilla flavored Pocky!"
"Maybe somebody should talk to him," Ryutaro said.
"MY POOR POCKY!"
Chinen shushed the flustered Daiki as the rest turned to look at Yabu who stood over a weighing scale. He stepped off, stuffed a hot dog into his mouth, chewing it painfully before washing it down with a chocolate milkshake then stood on the scale again. He scowled. Jumping off, he dialed for a delivery.
"Moshi moshi, yes i would like to place an order, two large pizzas with extra cheese, five plates of sphagetti and an ice cream sundae, and please hurry."
Fourth Time
"Yabu's lost it!" Daiki exclaimed as the other Best members looked at him confused.
"He's been eating like his life depends on it!"
Hikaru frowned.
"Oh come on, how bad could it be?"
"He ate my pocky....all of it," Daiki muttered. Takaki looked as if he had been splashed with iced water.
"No, no no no," he began rather hysterically grabbing an annoyed Daiki and shaking him.
"Not the imported one,"
Daiki nodded. Takaki collapsed onto the floor, crying hysterically.
Inoo rolled his eyes.
"Hikaru, go talk to him," he said.
"I can't, we're fighting,"
All heads shot towards him.
"What?"
Just then Yabu walked into the room. He was talking on the phone.
"What do you mean there's no drug that can help me gain weight, don't u have those lose weight things, you should have things that do the opposite right?"
He picked up his bag and a packet of chips before striding out of the room.
Hikaru gaped.
"Yabai."
Final Attempt
"Yosh Minna, we have to get Yabu back into his senses before he explodes.....literally,"
"That would be so disturbing," Ryutaro mumbled looking up from his DS. Chinen smacked his head. Inoo shuddered.
"The question is....how?" Daiki mused. Just then the door burst open and a huge tomato tried to squeeze in. A high pitched scream emitted from Takaki.
"Oh my God YABU!" Hikaru exclaimed.
"Hmm," came a strained voice from the other end. The 'tomato' popped in through the door after a lot of squeezing and rolled over to Takaki who watched it anxiously.
Yabu strode in looking extremely pale, still as skinny as ever.
"What the hell is this, i thought it was you!" Takaki screeched staring at the tomato.
"Its just a prop from a commercial shoot upstairs, i though it would get me into eating tomatoes, why?"
"Yabu, please stop it," Hikaru said concerned. Yabu stuffed an entire Mars bar into his mouth and stared back at Hikaru, his mouth bloated as he chewed continously.
"AI....shont ...wan..be shtick anymoar," he mumbled chewing hard. Hikaru rolled his eyes. Just then Yabu clucthed his stomach and dashed into the washroom.
They could hear him puking.
Yabu shuddered as he washed his face. He felt like everything he had eaten in the past few days had come out all together.
"Damn my fast metabolic rate," he cursed trying to wash the unpleasent taste from his mouth. As he straightened up, he swayed and fell to the side only to be caught before he hit the ground.
He looked up weakly to find Hikaru holding him up. Takaki grabbed his legs and the two carried him out and onto a couch.
"Yamette Yabu-chi, I'm sorry for what i said earlier," Hikaru said apologetically. The rest of the members were looking at him worriedly.
Yabu sighed.
"Minna, gomen for worrying you, but i couldn't help it, why am i so skinny?" he wailed.
"We love you, Yabu the idiotic stick," Hikaru sighed before smacking the older's head. Inoo and Takaki smiled. Daiki sighed with relief. Chinen and Yamada jumped onto the older as the remaining 7s laughed.
Yabu smiled sitting up, Yamada and Chinen both squeezed into his lap and held onto them affectionately.
"Fine then," he smiled.
"Yosh, lets go and get a bite to eat shall we, I'm yearning for hot Takayoki," Takaki exclaimed. Yabu's face turned green and he made it for the restroom again. Inoo hit Takaki this time.
END
Epilogue
"Hikaru,"
"Yes Yabu,"
"I don't look any different do I?"
"Haha, its like you hardly gained a pound," he replied smiling turning around and facing his friend who stood on a scale. He stopped smiling at Yabu's crestfallen face.
"I think i need to follow a weight reduction programme now,"
"Huh, why?"
"I gained 25 pounds."
Note: Tell me what u think!! Spread the YABU-NESS PEOPLE!! (hehe)
Fandom: Hey!Say!Jump
Rating: PG (for language)
Note: On a prompt for the Yabu-thon by Knowmonsta
here:http://knowmonsta.livejournal.com/36012.html?view=812204#t812204 (sorry, LJ's gone screwy)
Prompt:
28: 5 times Yabu attempted to gain weight
Summary: The word 'stick' is one that Yabu takes to heart...unfortunately
Warning: My first prompt based fic, it's not good but I love Yabu and needed to participate in the Yabu-thon no matter what. Kinda disturbing at some parts.
DOUZO:
How it began
"You STICK!"
Yabu stared as a fuming Hikaru stomped out of the room.
"Stick?"
He turned around and gazed at himself through the full-length mirror, fight forgotten.
He was no stick. Pretty in shape actually. He quickly un-buttoned his shirt and flung it aside, flexing his arms. A frown formed on his face.
"Um, Yabu-kun, what are you doing?"
He spun around quickly to see a startled Yamada standing at the doorway, fingers curled around his box of strawberry milk.
"Yamachan, be honest, am I a stick?"
"Yup,"
Yabu gaped. Yamada looked troubled.
"You...you said be honest," Yamada squeeked as the older marched over to him and flinched as his precious milk was snatched away in an instant.
First Time
"Ohaiyo!" Yuto exclaimed cheerfully as he entered the 7's dressing room. There was no reply. Instead, all eyes were fixed on a certain tall Idol who was seated in a corner, wolfing down his third bowl of ramen.
Yuto gaped.
"Yabu-kun?"
"Huh?" The older replied distractedly, turning his head to face Yuto, noodles hanging from his mouth.
"Um, nothing, please continue," Yuto replied awkwardly with a small smile. Yabu raised his eyebrows before turning back and attacking the remaining Ramen.
Chinen looked frightened. Ryutaro's eyes had never seemed so big and Keito just stared until he decided it would be too rude to keep doing so and returned to his magazine. Yuto then looked at Yamada who looked back, just shrugging in return.
Second Time
Daiki strectehed as he swung the door of Best's dressing room open. The others were still having their photoshoot and he was the second to have completed his. The first was;
"Yabu-kun, what the hell?"
Mouth hanging open he frowned as he saw that the entire room was littered by wrappers and shiny candy packets. The floor was so crowded that there was hardly any place to step. Yabu was sitting on a couch surrounded by multiple sparkly boxes, stuffing his mouth with chocolates.
Yabu looked at him and giggled weirdly before resuming his attention back on the chocolates.
"Talk about sugar cravings," Daiki muttered crossing his arms around his chest. Just then a certain empty box on the floor caught his attention.
"Wait, was that my pocky?"
Third Time
"Something's really wrong with Yabu-kun," Yuto said in a low voice. All the 7s were sitting with their heads together, Daiki the odd one in the middle.
"He ate my pocky,"
"He's become super weight conciouss recently," Yamada agreed.
"It was imported pocky!"
"He eats whenever he gets the chance, between photoshoots, during rehersals," Keito added.
"Chocolate and Vanilla flavored Pocky!"
"Maybe somebody should talk to him," Ryutaro said.
"MY POOR POCKY!"
Chinen shushed the flustered Daiki as the rest turned to look at Yabu who stood over a weighing scale. He stepped off, stuffed a hot dog into his mouth, chewing it painfully before washing it down with a chocolate milkshake then stood on the scale again. He scowled. Jumping off, he dialed for a delivery.
"Moshi moshi, yes i would like to place an order, two large pizzas with extra cheese, five plates of sphagetti and an ice cream sundae, and please hurry."
Fourth Time
"Yabu's lost it!" Daiki exclaimed as the other Best members looked at him confused.
"He's been eating like his life depends on it!"
Hikaru frowned.
"Oh come on, how bad could it be?"
"He ate my pocky....all of it," Daiki muttered. Takaki looked as if he had been splashed with iced water.
"No, no no no," he began rather hysterically grabbing an annoyed Daiki and shaking him.
"Not the imported one,"
Daiki nodded. Takaki collapsed onto the floor, crying hysterically.
Inoo rolled his eyes.
"Hikaru, go talk to him," he said.
"I can't, we're fighting,"
All heads shot towards him.
"What?"
Just then Yabu walked into the room. He was talking on the phone.
"What do you mean there's no drug that can help me gain weight, don't u have those lose weight things, you should have things that do the opposite right?"
He picked up his bag and a packet of chips before striding out of the room.
Hikaru gaped.
"Yabai."
Final Attempt
"Yosh Minna, we have to get Yabu back into his senses before he explodes.....literally,"
"That would be so disturbing," Ryutaro mumbled looking up from his DS. Chinen smacked his head. Inoo shuddered.
"The question is....how?" Daiki mused. Just then the door burst open and a huge tomato tried to squeeze in. A high pitched scream emitted from Takaki.
"Oh my God YABU!" Hikaru exclaimed.
"Hmm," came a strained voice from the other end. The 'tomato' popped in through the door after a lot of squeezing and rolled over to Takaki who watched it anxiously.
Yabu strode in looking extremely pale, still as skinny as ever.
"What the hell is this, i thought it was you!" Takaki screeched staring at the tomato.
"Its just a prop from a commercial shoot upstairs, i though it would get me into eating tomatoes, why?"
"Yabu, please stop it," Hikaru said concerned. Yabu stuffed an entire Mars bar into his mouth and stared back at Hikaru, his mouth bloated as he chewed continously.
"AI....shont ...wan..be shtick anymoar," he mumbled chewing hard. Hikaru rolled his eyes. Just then Yabu clucthed his stomach and dashed into the washroom.
They could hear him puking.
Yabu shuddered as he washed his face. He felt like everything he had eaten in the past few days had come out all together.
"Damn my fast metabolic rate," he cursed trying to wash the unpleasent taste from his mouth. As he straightened up, he swayed and fell to the side only to be caught before he hit the ground.
He looked up weakly to find Hikaru holding him up. Takaki grabbed his legs and the two carried him out and onto a couch.
"Yamette Yabu-chi, I'm sorry for what i said earlier," Hikaru said apologetically. The rest of the members were looking at him worriedly.
Yabu sighed.
"Minna, gomen for worrying you, but i couldn't help it, why am i so skinny?" he wailed.
"We love you, Yabu the idiotic stick," Hikaru sighed before smacking the older's head. Inoo and Takaki smiled. Daiki sighed with relief. Chinen and Yamada jumped onto the older as the remaining 7s laughed.
Yabu smiled sitting up, Yamada and Chinen both squeezed into his lap and held onto them affectionately.
"Fine then," he smiled.
"Yosh, lets go and get a bite to eat shall we, I'm yearning for hot Takayoki," Takaki exclaimed. Yabu's face turned green and he made it for the restroom again. Inoo hit Takaki this time.
END
Epilogue
"Hikaru,"
"Yes Yabu,"
"I don't look any different do I?"
"Haha, its like you hardly gained a pound," he replied smiling turning around and facing his friend who stood on a scale. He stopped smiling at Yabu's crestfallen face.
"I think i need to follow a weight reduction programme now,"
"Huh, why?"
"I gained 25 pounds."
Note: Tell me what u think!! Spread the YABU-NESS PEOPLE!! (hehe)