Me: Brain, can you go get my vagina?
Brian: Where is it?
Me: In the Kitchen.

My Dog Luca
Mom: Matt, do it with the hot dog!
Brent: Ahg! Now Luca's excited.

So I did something last Saturday. I would like to do it again....I think it makes me a terrible person.

I have an hour and ten minutes before Art history.

Last night was good. The gang (sans taylor plus adrian) at the hookah bar. Choking and girls on bikes. And those oragne freshmen (even though I'm one too). We're going to make it a weekly thing. You should stop by sometime.

I have and hour and two minutes before Art History.

I'm going for a

I need soem new books to read.

please suggest some.

Holy crap I can't wait for college ( Read more... )

See the turtle of enormous girth;
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn't aid.
He love the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.

I love how I think.

A store. A little incense holder. That poem.

Happy thanks giving.

I was in charge of the kitchen this year. I cooked everything but the stuffing and mashed potatoes. This resulted in 3 more burns, one of them being rather permanent, and enough light stress to make me throw things.

Does any one want some mashed potatoes?

Mmmm

There is nothing that boosts your self esteem like a good hair cut.

Five hours later and I'm still bouncing because of it.

Mmm...

So it turns out that Brian has a girlfriend.

And it just so happens to be me.

Dragapalooza was a lot of fun. Kristen is super sweet and I was able to see Shannon! (YAY ( Read more... )