bizarro alyssa

[tsuk_tsuk]

so, i open up craigslist best-of. i read maybe four posts before this one:

1001 reasons why you wanna be my boyfriendand i know, i know it is narcissistic to skim over a list seeing which ones apply to you, but you do it too. so of course i'm amused by 'i have my nipples pierced' and 'i'm really good at making lists' and all of that. this one

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[goingtoguam]

That's probably the weirdest thing ever.

[scrumwhore]

"i'll never drink your last beer"

unfortunately i don't think this one applies.

sassypants

[tsuk_tsuk]

"I would never smoke the last bowl"
you're no angel either