oo1.

[tsunamisurfer]

Uncle? Dearest, darling, motherfucking Uncle? I know you’re here-the rat downstairs told on you.

If this is your doing, either change me back to Charybdis #1 or settle for Charybdis #2, because this? This is just perverse.

And what is with the fucking kid?

[[OOC: Sorry, Phaethon, she is talking about you <33 ]]

Comments

Mandatory sea monster post >.>

[sixheadsoffury]

...huh

There were two Charybdis?

Which kid?

she's talking about Phaethon sdgsg

[tsunamisurfer]

Versions of, not different beings.

The little one. The little human one. In my apartment. What is it, a living accessory?

Lol, poor little sun kid

[sixheadsoffury]

Different versions how?

There is only one little person...unless someone else had arrived. And it's a child, I guess. Which means Charybdis is older.

You are the little human's guardian.

the bitching is her emotional shield. the mun apologises.

[tsunamisurfer]

What, you thought I was always a sea-churning bitch? Who are you anyway?

It's male, does that help? Would you like me to take a picture? Older than a human kid? Yeah, I should damn well think so.

...

I'm waiting for the punchline.

;___;

[sonofthesolar]

You can say hi. It's okay.

I AM SO SORRY skghslgdh

[tsunamisurfer]

"It's okay"?

I'm not scared of you. I just hate your species.

It's all good. I asked for optimal trauma.

[sonofthesolar]

Do not.

:3

[tsunamisurfer]

You did not just correct me.

[rhodeofthesea]

Hey half-sis, welcome to the complex~

[tsunamisurfer]

Which half-sibling are you?

[rhodeofthesea]

Rhode.

...did you get stuck with a kid for a roommate?

[tsunamisurfer]

Oh, a legitimate kid. Good for you.

Phaethon. Who's the woman up there claiming aunt-rights? The loop that I am so very out of is kind of monumental.

[adivineavenger]

Ah. Hai bic.

[tsunamisurfer]

Was that English?

[tsunamisurfer]

See, I think embracing the illegitimate part is healthy.

Apart from why the fuck did he choose the human race--it's just uncalled for--uh, it's a possibility. For the record, my tantrums are better than my brother's.

[tsunamisurfer]

I'm just going to say I'm a firm advocate of genetic diversity among descendants. Because your line doesn't sound as good coming from a girl. And have you always been human?

Sticking around to watch the waterworks?