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[tsundere_hokage]

[The PCD clicks on to show Tsunade sitting in Jiraiya's room, brow furrowed. There's a cup of sake sitting next to her on the tilted artist's desk, and her hat and robes have been abandoned in favor of her normal outfit. Thankfully, knowing that the Hokage's robes are nearly impossible to fight in has left her with a habit of wearing normal

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[flash_kitty]

Well, it's better then Naruto's was. But now I see where he learned from.

[tsundere_hokage]

Naruto was writing this kind of nonsense too?

[flash_kitty]

Yes. It was decent for an amateur, but I told him he needed a lot of practice.

[tsundere_hokage]

I really don't want to think about that brat writing porn, or 'practicing'.

[sauceytomato]

Coulda turned it off first.

[tsundere_hokage]

[She snorts.]

I wasn't expecting to find 'erotic literature' on Jiraiya's desk. Obviously I overestimated him.

[sauceytomato]

Uh huh.

[tsundere_hokage]

[She looks at the screen for a moment. Her lips are still drawn down in a harsh scowl, but her eyes are serious.]

I want to talk to you.

[mere_shopkeeper]

...Mighty samurai sword?

[See Urahara. See Urahara with an expression that's an interesting mix between amusement and the desire to hit his head against the wall.]

[tsundere_hokage]

[She snorts and shakes her head.]

My reaction exactly. You'd think after four books he'd be better at this kind of thing.

[mere_shopkeeper]

Four? Are they all so... [he searches for a word] metaphorical?

[tsundere_hokage]

I only read the first two, but from those, yes.

[hits_then_heals]

Ms. Unohana asked if I would could bring you over to the clinic one day to meet her. I'm sure she could explain much better than I could about her healing methods. They seem very similar to ours, though they don't use chakra to heal.

[Oh, and she's not all that thrilled that you're drinking already, Shishou. Just don't get super drunk and then complain tomorrow about your massive hangover, please do it~]

[tsundere_hokage]

[Finally, someone actually addresses the reason she turned this damn thing on. And the sake is necessary. Adstringendum and living with Jiraiya means that she's not going to be sober if she can damn well help it.]

Have you taken the opportunity to study with her in your time here? I'm interested in how much of their methods can be converted over into our healing.

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[stillinherejerk]

[She didn't really know how to use the PCD, had just been looking around to figure it out, and of everything, she stumbled upon this.]

...

[Oh dear.]

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[tsundere_hokage]

[Tsunade scowls.]

Yes?