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tsunkinesis

2nd Mental Baggage: Why did it have to be zombies?

Sep 18, 2011 07:15

[2240 Stevens Road, Action]

[If anyone looks at this house, Lili's sticking her head out from a second floor window. Now that she's got her telekinesis back, she can be of some use. Lili has no plans of being zombie chow so she uses her powers to chuck various items like lawn ornaments at any zombies coming too close to her house.]

Ugh, I wish I had ( Read more... )

telekinesis attack, zombiefield

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[Phone- guess who's ALREADY been bitten] ra_ra_razputin September 18 2011, 17:55:20 UTC

Lili! Whatever you do, don't get too close! Those things have really sharp teeth!

[Phone - sob D: ] tsunkinesis September 18 2011, 18:35:00 UTC

Raz, don't tell me you know this from first hand experience.

Oh man if this is supposed to be like a zombie flick then.....oh no.

[Phone- congrats you have a zombie for a boyfriend!] ra_ra_razputin September 19 2011, 04:53:10 UTC

I was outside for a while, but don't worry, they didn't get me! [lies.] But I think I wore myself out trying to fight them off. I'm hiding out at my house until this dizzy spell wears off...

[Phone- But zombies aren't her type. ] tsunkinesis September 19 2011, 22:38:27 UTC

Raz, I might not be able to read minds like you can, but I know you're lying.

Listen, if basic horror zombie cliches apply here, you need to isolate yourself from anyone else and lock any exits. I hope you know why I'm telling you this.

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[Action] beardonfire September 18 2011, 17:59:33 UTC

[Howdy neighbor! LeChuck is across the street fending off zombies with a kitchen knife and looking positively gleeful about it. He doesn't have the magic to control them, but at least he can slaughter them in droves!]

Come get me, you shambling, pathetic excuses for undead! You wouldn't know a REAL zombie if it tore your limbs off!

[He looks up to see Lili in the window.]

Good morning, miss! Lovely day we're having, eh?

[Action] tsunkinesis September 18 2011, 18:42:31 UTC

Lovely? You call a full-blown zombie invasion LOVELY?!

Oh and duck!

[She telekinetically lobs a garden gnome at zombie that was about to attack from behind. It's not a true headshot but it slows it down even more.]

Are you asking for a death warrant?! There's too many of them!

[Action] beardonfire September 19 2011, 04:56:25 UTC

[Does so! Then proceeds to punch the head clear off another zombie.] Many thanks, lass! And fear not, for I've had plenty of experience in... dealing with the undead! These worthless sacks of bones are child's play!

[Action] tsunkinesis September 19 2011, 23:11:34 UTC

You're still insanely out numbered, you idiot! Close combat with a zombie hoard is a bad idea!

And it's not "lass", it's Lili!

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[ phone ] notalwystrthful September 18 2011, 18:41:31 UTC

Bullets or sharp pointy objects.

[ phone ] tsunkinesis September 18 2011, 18:44:44 UTC

Both are good by me. Garden gnomes don't make for good anti-zombie weaponry.

[ phone ] notalwystrthful September 18 2011, 22:25:39 UTC

I wonder why.

But, do aim for the brain or even the limbs. Enjoy.

[ phone ] tsunkinesis September 18 2011, 23:52:20 UTC

Hey I'm working with what I got. Which isn't much.

Oh I will. I might not have pyrokinesis, but this will do. Thanks.

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[Voice] ralschild September 18 2011, 21:32:30 UTC

All the voices keep saying to destroy the brain. Use a blade. It only needs a few inches and enough speed to penetrate the skull. About four should do.

[Voice] tsunkinesis September 19 2011, 00:15:06 UTC

Okay so basic zombie killing methods then. Just got to find a blade first. I'd use a moltov cocktail but we don't have any plus the houses are too close.

Re: [Voice] ralschild September 19 2011, 01:05:28 UTC

I don't know if it's basic, but do be careful.

[Voice] tsunkinesis September 20 2011, 09:26:46 UTC

The best way to get rid of a zombie permanently generally is to destroy the brain basically. And...what did you mean by voices?

Don't worry, I'm staying up on the second floor and these zombies are pretty slow.

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action, 2240 Stevens ahogauge September 19 2011, 03:26:58 UTC

[Lucius is gathering a handful of medicine. Not so he can heal in case of an emergency. Nope. Common RPG logic states that healing zombies does not, infact, heal them. It hurts them. So he'll toss whatever he can at them... with very obvious little-to-no effect.]

Ha! Take that! You'll feel the eventual sting of the low-level healing item! Consider yourselves lucky I did not prepare for this and did not stock up on the revival items!

[He'll hand some over to Lili, still convinced his plan is working.]

Healing works wonders against the undead! It's a tired and true method, knowledge passed down from every generation of hero!

action, 2240 Stevens tsunkinesis September 19 2011, 04:07:04 UTC

Uh...what are you doing?

[She uses her powers to catch the medicine he just threw out the window and brings them back.]

These aren't fantasy RPG zombies, they're horror kind so healing doesn't do anything. See?

[She points out the window as the zombies continue to advance.]

Do you have any kind of sharp bladed weapons or anything like that?