Why.

Do I.

Have.

A DICK????????

This is just a dream, calm down Temari, it's the sake from last night, you're still dreaming and....OH MY GOD IT DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

Getting a personal tutor for free and getting all my books in time for writing a paper that's due after the weekend? It doesn't get any better than this ( Read more... )

Finally back from home and the funeral. I'm exhausted. Yes, all the businesses were handled by Yashamaru, but still, that many people to greet, to fake smile at, to thank...where the hell did they all come from ( Read more... )

So the old bastard finally croaked.

Now we're officially orphans. Not that it's a good nor bad thing. Just sad. I'm assuming that there's going to be a big funeral for this, since Father was well respected and popular among his collegues. Time and place? Probably have to ask Kankuro about that, since he told me this first. It's funny how I ( Read more... )

Mm. Lovely ( Read more... )