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[ttlyahero]

[The video flicks on while America’s trying to work out how the thing works, clicking buttons without even trying to read the manual first. He’s pulled the map out of his Backpack which isn't much help. It’s pretty obvious too, considering the clueless expression he’s giving it

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[ass_ura]

[Ahhh, a new person! Asura can sympathize, since he knows how it felt like to be in an unfamilar place. Best to help him out.]

...wow, you're an idiot.

[And by help out, I mean be a tremendous douchewad because sympathy, he has actually has none of it.]

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[ttlyahero]

[Yeeeah, it's going to take a moment to realise that it's talking at him. Though he's pretty awesome with gadgets, it'll end okay, surely.

Until he works out what Asura just said.]

Hey! [There's a pause as he stares at the PokeGear before pulling it closer to his ear--] Heroes can't be idiots! [Bad logic, that.]

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[ass_ura]

[Clearly they will get along for sure, yup.]

Oh, really? Try telling that to the last one who going to stop me. While I was naked.

[Yeeeah, he'll just. Let you leave that up to your imagination, America. If you don't break by the mental imagery, that is]

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[ttlyahero]

[Clearly, clearly.]

Yeah but I always stop the ba-

[He's totally deadpanning at that, thanks. Worst of all is that the first image to pop into his head is of France and his pervertedness with everything. Sob. It's precisely why he stops speaking now too.]

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[usedlaserbeam]

[...Okay, normally Yagyuu probably would've just glanced past this post on the network, but this level of catastrophe is something you don't see every day. Seriously.]

Is there some reason you're in such a hurry?

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[ttlyahero]

[Oh, hey! So that's how that works. Though he's not paying full attention as he's suddenly met a row of trees that you apparently can't even walk under.]

These aren't on the-

[Instead of looking back at the map though, he's going to look back at the video feed, looking a little... distressed.]

It's too cold!

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[usedlaserbeam]

[It's sort of like watching a trainwreck--you sort of don't want to look, but you can't seem to look away.]

Understandable, given that it's the middle of November. Or it is here, at least.

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[ttlyahero]

[A trainwreck would be one way to describe it...

It's not like he expected to be tossed out the door either though.]

Yeah, well. It didn't look this cold from inside.

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[flawlesspoison]

[Shiraishi was curious to see what was happening with all the noice and... now he's just wondering where America is going.]

Uh... if you're trying to get to route 29, you're going the wrong way.

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[ttlyahero]

[Ah, oops. He freezes up then quickly looks at the map again.

In fact, he looks like he's going to say something for a moment, but really, what's with all the weird angles and shapes on this thing anyway---?]

I knew that! H-Haha!

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[flawlesspoison]

[Of course you did. Shiraishi's not quite sure he believes, but he won't say anything. It would be rather rude wouldn't it.

So let's go with something else.]

Of course exploring an unknown town is a good way to start.

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[ttlyahero]

[Sssh, don't doubt him! H-He knows what he's doing!]

Y-yeah well. [Aww, so much distress over being so cold, America.]

If it was warmer, maybe.

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[usedkunai]

[He's totally wincing as he sees this, so he figures he should probably step in and say something.]

Uh... dude? You're going the wrong way if you're trying to get out of that town. I mean, unless you plan on trying to kill yourself by swimming.

And um, you're probably gonna be cold for a couple of days if you don't have a coat. The next town from there is the one that actually has stores and it's a couple of days away.

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[ttlyahero]

[Yeah, both the water (especially in this temperature ohgodohgod) and the trees look wrong. But hey, it's not like he's ever used this map before either... And it's not very detailed...]

Huh? [Unfortunately, only the part about the cold is actually getting through to him too, because why can't they have cars or motorbikes or y'know... just something useful?! Though, if he thinks of this as an adventure (minus the fact that he would be prepared if he was going on an adventure because he wanted to) he feels a little better about it all. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED and all that.]

A couple of days away? [And the excitement only goes up from here---] I'll make it in one!

[At least he's walking in the right direction now? I say walking... more like jogging. He isn't aware that his stamina has been levelled down now.]

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[usedkunai]

[He's still wincing. What's with this guy? Yosuke doesn't necessarily compute.] I... don't think it works like that. It's kind of a long walk, you know?

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[ttlyahero]

[No one knows, man, no one knows. He'll realise eventually when he starts to get tired. He's used to running pulling a car behind him though, mind you. This is going to be a huge shock.]

Who says you have to walk though?

[Have a killer smile, Yosuke, because he seriously thinks he's too good to actually take THAT long.]

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[thisisfriller]

Hey, are you okay?

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[ttlyahero]

Hey! [No, no he's not okay really. He left his jacket behind by accident when his mother kicked him out - he's shaking from the cold and trying to jog on the spot to keep warm.]

Uh, yeah I'm fine! [He's trying to look reassuring, really. It's not working so well though.]

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[thisisfriller]

You don't really look like it... ah, hey, if you're cold, I think everyone starts off with a sleeping bag!

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[ttlyahero]

[...Obviously his adventuring skills are wearing off, he didn't think of that. Though---]

I can't really walk while in a sleeping bag though...