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[ttlyahero]

[The video flicks on while America’s trying to work out how the thing works, clicking buttons without even trying to read the manual first. He’s pulled the map out of his Backpack which isn't much help. It’s pretty obvious too, considering the clueless expression he’s giving it

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[ass_ura]

[Ahhh, a new person! Asura can sympathize, since he knows how it felt like to be in an unfamilar place. Best to help him out.]

...wow, you're an idiot.

[And by help out, I mean be a tremendous douchewad because sympathy, he has actually has none of it.]

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[ttlyahero]

[Yeeeah, it's going to take a moment to realise that it's talking at him. Though he's pretty awesome with gadgets, it'll end okay, surely.

Until he works out what Asura just said.]

Hey! [There's a pause as he stares at the PokeGear before pulling it closer to his ear--] Heroes can't be idiots! [Bad logic, that.]

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[ass_ura]

[Clearly they will get along for sure, yup.]

Oh, really? Try telling that to the last one who going to stop me. While I was naked.

[Yeeeah, he'll just. Let you leave that up to your imagination, America. If you don't break by the mental imagery, that is]

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[ttlyahero]

[Clearly, clearly.]

Yeah but I always stop the ba-

[He's totally deadpanning at that, thanks. Worst of all is that the first image to pop into his head is of France and his pervertedness with everything. Sob. It's precisely why he stops speaking now too.]

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[ass_ura]

[Can you feel that smugness radiating. CAN YOU???]

...Yeah, that's what I thought. Even when at times we're trying to do the most mundane tasks of life, like taking a bath, you still want to stop us? That's not being heroic, that is just rude.

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[ttlyahero]

[Oh dear god, please stop. He doesn't ever want to imagine that. You're probably lucky you're not getting a glimpse of his face now too, because he looks pretty ridiculous.]

Obviously they're not a very good hero!

[Yeah, he's really scrambling for something here...]