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[ttlynotawizard]

To Whom it May Concern, which is all of you, I'm afraid,

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we aren't exactly in control of our lives or fates here. From reactions I've seen to some of the Captain's recent posts, many of you were unaware of this fact even after having been here for a while. For the time being, we ARE, in fact, captive here

Comments

[heroicasshole]

Dude shut the fuck up.

[standardpackage]

Well put.

[phasebitchin]

[OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD CACKLING]

Rock on, brother.

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[mutedmother]

That's not very nice, sir.

[pimp_hat]

We could, but would dis boat be nearly as entertainin' if we did?

[ttlynotawizard]

I've found plenty to be amused by.

[pimp_hat]

Me too, half of it be comin' from watchin' dese mons beat dere heads 'gainst da wall.

[ttlynotawizard]

Didn't think I'd get this much of a reaction! Think I might make a drinking game of it.

[so_flighty]

Ooooooh, you're a prince?! Cool!

[thenotmagician]

[...Lol]

[so_flighty]

[...whaaaat that's what he said :|]

[thenotmagician]

[you are so adorkable, renna]

[thenotmagician]

I'm pretty sure this'll just go over everyone's heads, Remy.

[ttlynotawizard]

Let it. I couldn't keep silent anymore.

[missmimmi]

[She just.

Silence.

That's all he gets]