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[ttlynotawizard]

[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THERE IS SNOW! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK.

Remy is on his bed huddled in his blanket. Oh look, his journal's there with him]

Talia or...Zeke, I guess? You know me well enough, supposedly. I shouldn't have to say more.

[Because holy crap, the last thing he wants is a group of total strangers berating him for his

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[thenotmagician]

[OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT.

HOT CHOCOLATE AND BLANKETS ON THE DOUBLE.]

Alright. Hold on. Where y'at?

[ttlynotawizard]

[sigh. Of course. Still, he'll take ANYTHING right now. But if Talia's word was anything to go on...]

My room. 2031.

[thenotmagician]

[Oh thank gods that's like right down the hall.

So Zeke finds all the blankets he can, snags a mug and zooooooms to Remy's room.

Knock knock.]

[ttlynotawizard]

[THERE IS A BLANkET MONSTER OPENING THE DOOR ZEKE! Just kidding, it's just Remy. He looks a little panicked and motions for Zeke to enter.]

attack of the blanket monster!

[thenotmagician]

[Zeke steps inside super fast and sets everything down, careful not to spill the cocoa.]

Alright. Blankets. Hot drink. Y'need anything else?

RAAAWR

[ttlynotawizard]

[He graciously accepts the blankets and adds them to his cocoon. He nods to the mug.]

What kind of tea is it?

HIDE YO BLANKETS

[thenotmagician]

[Zeke smiles.]

It's not tea. It's hot chocolate. Y'ever had it before?

HIDE YO WIVES

[ttlynotawizard]

[He looks confused.]

Hot what now?

/RUNS

[thenotmagician]

Chocolate. Cocoa. From th'cacoa tree. It's fuckin' delicious when sweetened.

THEY BE STEALIN' WARMTH ALL UP IN HERE

[ttlynotawizard]

[He shook his head.]

We don't have it.

[He reaches for the mug. A curious being, Remy. Especially in regards to sweets.]

WELL SOMEONE CLEARLY HAS TO

[thenotmagician]

Th'food where you're from must be pretty boring. You'll like it, I promise.

[ttlynotawizard]

Is not.

[There is nothing boring about potatoes and carrots and usually pork with the occasional poultry if it is a special occasion. He ate better back when he was fabulously wealthy and powerful, sure, but that's beside the point.

Remy reaches for the mug]

[thenotmagician]

Do y'know what fennel or ginger is?

[ttlynotawizard]

[He nods as he brings the mug to his lips.]

Ginger's fantastic when you can get a hold of it.

[thenotmagician]

[Zeke grins.]

Welp, that's somethin'.

[He pauses.]

Don't burn yourself.

[ttlynotawizard]

[He scoffs.]

I know how to drink tea, thank you.

[But holy crap tea was never this good. He clearly looks shocked. Cup, you are filled with a magical liquid.]