Baby crack and soupy vagina

[tu_tartaruga]

I apologize upfront if this offends anyone.  I'm jobless and losing my mind

Comments

[gfrancie]

My vote goes toward chapped vagina.
Or shredded.

[tu_tartaruga]

oh god. I just gagged at the image in my head.

This is why we're friends.

[gfrancie]

The second one came to me as I recalled a guy I knew talking about how a person has to be pretty darn lazy or foolish to cut themselves up when shaving their lady parts.
So Shredded vagina.
Or maybe Frosted Shredded vagina.
Oh wait I got it: crinkly.

[gfrancie]

sorry that was me.
Apparently I am too distracted by vaginas to bother logging in.

[diannad]

mine's better.

LUMPY.

no one wants LUMPY vagina...

[tu_tartaruga]

like oatmeal?

[diannad]

sure....

or lumpy like... pillows??

[daphne1d]

Soupy is pretty bad. I also wouldn't enjoy:

Doughy Vagina
Frothy Vagina
Dappled Vagina
Saucy Vagina
Minty Vagina
French Vagina
Spicy Vagina (which I've had, I scratched myself after eating jalapenos.)

[jenxteen]

Hmm, minty might be alright. Like I just brushed.

Soupy makes me gag.

I love the cheerio stuff. I've known some men that I feel the need to carry a cheerio bag for - they get cranky when they get hungry.

[tu_tartaruga]

Yeah, minty was ok with me too. I like to floss. Does it show?

[tu_tartaruga]

Doughy made me think of elephant ears.

Elephant ear vagina.

[tu_tartaruga]

which is worse??

Clam chowder or gumbo?

Or maybe corn chowder? Does anyone like to be reminded they ate corn?

I'm off to vomit now.

[anonymous]

Chowder is my friend. Corn chowder is the devil. I think it's milk with corn that does it. Not sure why. Corn with mushroom is good. Corn with seafood...gack.

But either, so long as it's in a vagina.

[meganbnl]

I seem to have wandered into David Letterman's Top Ten List of Adjectives Least Suited To Describe A Vagina.

How about 'chunky'? Or perhaps 'crispy'?

[tu_tartaruga]

OHHHHHHH NO!

Crispy?

I see tanning bed mishaps as the cause.