Comments | tu_tartaruga: Put a fork in me, I'm done

tu_tartaruga

Put a fork in me, I'm done

Mar 10, 2008 16:46

Miss Maddie is out of her mind with teething pain. She's a full on crazy person that likes to throw things and make her mom cry with frustration. I'm about ten seconds from running into traffic on Sheraton road ( Read more... )

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gfrancie March 10 2008, 22:10:32 UTC

Senor Onion can be a supreme asshole when he is teething.
If you take a wash-cloth, get it wet/wring it out and then freeze it, it can be something to chew on. It is sort of hairy and she can pretend it is the dog. Maybe it you roll the cloth in hotdogs it will give it that doggy smell.
And a little tylenol goes a long way toward chilling a baby out.

You need to get out tonight and scream at people on the street.

tu_tartaruga March 11 2008, 19:16:03 UTC

I now have a freezer full of wash-cloths and a crown for your sainthood.

please make me cake or pie. thank you.

gfrancie March 12 2008, 05:05:26 UTC

Pie it is!
I think it was my Mom who told me about the wash-cloth thingie.

daphne1d March 10 2008, 22:12:10 UTC

Oh dear, sending many thoughts your way. Try to find gripe water, doesn't that drug them a bit? Frozen pretzels might work too.

Do you have a different stove to cook Wilco in? We just use one for all 3 dogs, but we aren't orthodox.

Congrats on the job, but I hope you find something else soon :)

I'm sending mental martinis your way.

tu_tartaruga March 11 2008, 19:21:02 UTC

thanks! she's better today. or maybe it's the mental martinis talking.

mom_o_cass March 10 2008, 22:28:44 UTC

*mixing you a bucket of martinis*

i'm glad you got a job and i love you very much.

the only things that helped Cassanova with her teething was a mixture of baby aspirin and frozen things. like ice pops and ice cream, and when that did not work we had this q tip things by Ambesol with nummy stuff that we put right on her teeh and it made her that happiest baby beeyotch on earth.
it worked so wekll she'd usually not even remember the pain for a day or so.

HUGS to you and numbness to Maddie.

tu_tartaruga March 11 2008, 19:25:47 UTC

HUGS to you! Thanks for being you.

jenxteen March 11 2008, 00:38:37 UTC

I'm sorry about Maddie, but happy about your job. Was this the one with big potential?

tu_tartaruga March 11 2008, 19:26:24 UTC

it was the one with the potential. thanks for remembering. :)

well anonymous March 11 2008, 12:45:34 UTC

If she's going to scream like you punched her in the face, then you might just as well punch her in the face. This will not increase the screaming, will teach her not to eat non kosher foods, (or at least not foods that poke out of a dog's ass), and relieve some of your stress. Plus, you might make her retarded! That means she has a much greater chance of becoming a gold medalist. Special treatment at school. Fashionable helmets---with stickers!

Maybe, if you hit her just in the right place...Circus Freak. One can dream can't they?

love,
Some hell bound heathen.
Definitely not Wang.
He's way too nice.
And Jesus is sending him to heaven.

By the way, if an Islamic extemist gets 40 virgins in heaven after a suicide bombing, is it heaven for the virgins? Or is it hell? Can it be the same place and two things for two different people? 'Cause I'm just saying, if I'm (not wang) one of the virgins, i'm not liking me an arab ass raping every day. I mean, twice a week...okay heaven. Twice a day...ouch!